Michael Hansen

Marine | Father | Reformed corporate professional | Failure |Entrepreneur | self-proclaimed humorist

[Michael Hansen @MichaelP_Hansen]

@SecScottBessent @WhiteHouse You’re going to love the way you, we guarantee it.

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@CSnookers Let’s go Buckeyes

[Michael Hansen @MichaelP_Hansen]

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX 23 year customer. I was waiting for this. Whoever integrates starlink best is my new provider. Bye Felicia

[Michael Hansen @MichaelP_Hansen]

@Forbes This kind of limitation thinking slop makes humanity stupid.

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@RealLindellTV @SenThomTillis They get loans from Monsanto

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@RealLindellTV @SenThomTillis Faggot

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@satyanadella 🤢

[Michael Hansen @MichaelP_Hansen]

@jemelehill America was only responsible for 4% of the global slave trade. By general business and economic KPIs, that market share was pathetic globally. They could use more consultants. Now we have TIKTOC. We could have had the zune.

[Michael Hansen @MichaelP_Hansen]

@BusinessInsider This writing is retarded.

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@jeremybernier Except napkins. They have yet to master that.

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@bennyjohnson Japan does it right. No reason we can’t.

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@thenate36 @chamath Pretty gay and retarded

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@spectatorindex @grok update to this number?

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@TheFP One fish two fish, red fish blue fish??

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@SpaceX @Starlink V2 or V3?

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@RepThomasMassie Will you publish anything from here.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Michael Hansen @MichaelP_Hansen]

@RyanHoliday Great book called Ego is the Enemy. Check it out sometime Ryan.

[Michael Hansen @MichaelP_Hansen]

Most of what we consume isn’t helping us. It’s just filling space.

“Most of what fills our days now is not evil or even dishonest. It is just hollow. Content produced to fill space rather than say something true. And the difficult part is that the machine has gotten very good at imitating the real thing…”

I wrote more on this here:
https://t.co/xa74Sle0Qm

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America.

A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact.

It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy:

56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.

More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide.

343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information.

That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison.

The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once:

The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry.

Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate.

Now look at the individual leaderboard:

- Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
- Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800+ different tickers
- Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late
- Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade

And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO.

The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.

The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero.

And the cruelest part is this:

A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed.

But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is.

They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing.

The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.