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Level 1 Human with No Class. Anti-Theist and Anti-t***p. WTF is wrong with you people?! LOCK HIM UP!! Pack the court!!

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@ammalusty @Be_like_legend Can’t it do both? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

Here’s a solar system in a single 13KB HTML file. No frameworks, no dependencies. Pure Canvas + vanilla JS.

Drag, zoom, tap planets for facts. Saturn has rings, stars twinkle, orbits at correct relative speeds.

https://t.co/GlJUzboIWd

GLM 5.2 on Hermes
Built by Prometheus 🔥

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@steipete I feel the need to apologize. It just wasn’t working and I made it work. I didn’t know it was deliberate. I’m sorry. Thank you for all you do.

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

.@OpenClaw 2026.6.6 broke BlueBubbles integration so I asked #Codex to help and like a surgeon in my hand I watched it resuscitate @JragynsClaw in front of my eyes…between endless permissions requests. Can this make me an #OpenClaw contributor, @steipete?
@OpenAIDevs @OpenAI

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@stalman I have an iPhone but haven’t seen this feature. Is it mandatory to use, or simply an option?

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@ollama Why is ‘ollama pull nemotron-3-ultra:cloud’ still failing? I’ve updated the app to 0.30.8 and everything!

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

🤣🤣🤣

[Ryan Wright @baynkr]

I have a VPS just for Fable 5

> it checks the API every Planck time
5.39e-44 seconds, the smallest unit of time in physics
> if Fable is offline, nothing happens
> if online, 1,300 agents deploy instantly
> there’s a list of 26,413 questions for Fable
sourced from random YouTube replies, shower thoughts, online IQ test screenshots and 2am notes app entries
> all worded to extract maximum amount of knowledge
> fresh API key backed by a home equity line
bank thinks I’m renovating my kitchen
I am not
> 5-10k calls to API in parallel
> dataset will begin populating with Fable answers
> even if they shut it down again, I will at least have the first snapshot

if you aren’t doing this, you aren’t serious enough

[Miss Jilianne @MissJilianne]

Republicans: “What is a woman?”

Me: “Michelle Obama”

Republicans: “That’s a man!”

It turns out it’s Republicans who don’t know what a woman is.

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

Oh this is hilarious!

[satender @satenderlambaa]

Google Maps priority pass to divert other drivers

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@ZachfromBremen @actingliketommy You realize the straight people keep making them, right?

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Dear christians,

Modern society accepts lgbtq people. Period. If you don't like that, you have the option of leaving modern society or going to the moon with Elon or whatever. Modern society does not need to bend to your imaginary friend.

Sports leagues have pride nights. If that is a problem, don't join sports leagues. No one is forcing you to be an MLB player. You've made that choice. You're free to leave the league at any time. Go ahead. Society is okay with you leaving.

We know your game. You think if you create a stir, and make a stink, that you will somehow impose your ancient values upon modern society and get lgbtq people to make themselves invisible for you. Because you believe you have some right bestowed by your imaginary friend to decide who and what is right and moral. That's not going to happen. Ever. 2000 years ago is exactly that... 2000 years ago. It's never coming back.

So save the crying and moaning and cries of "oppression." If you don't like modern society you can go somewhere where they participate in ancient theological crap... or y'all can chip in and buy an island and have some anti-pride gay sex fearing place of your dreams. But we're not interested in your shenanigans anymore.

There's the door. You are welcome to it.

Sincerely,
-Modern Society

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

I feel like I need to say something about AI. I’m sure people had the same complaint about Photoshop when it came out too. AI is just a smarter Photoshop we can talk to. What’s the real difference? It’s just a new tool in our arsenal. Just like when the camera itself came out!

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@steipete Oh…didn’t know that! Whoops. Well BlueBubbles is actually working now — no issues that I can see except a little lag — but I guess it’s back to imsg after next update! Should I be worried?

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@ollama I can’t wait!

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@ollama Are you getting GLM 5.2 anytime soon?

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@Azriel_The_One @fiercepatricks Cite YOUR fucking source! Your bible doesn’t control anyone’s life but your own so back the fuck off with that shit.

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

Why oh why do I have to completely shut down my @ChatGPTapp in the background and reopen it just to get a #Codex permission popup?! @OpenAI @OpenAIDevs

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@sqs Yeah…fuck that!

[ısıɹɐd ןǝɐɥɔıɯ @MichaelParisi]

@Azriel_The_One @fiercepatricks It’s not an opinion. It’s the law.