Michael Houghton

he/him. tweets about toki pona, DnD, and random shit.

[Michael Houghton @MichaelPipper]

sina kepeken toki pona la sina ken toki ijo mute. ni li e ike.
sina kepeken toki pona la sina ken toki ijo mute.

When using toki pona, you can say lots of things. The problem is this.
When you use toki pona, what you say can mean lots of things.

#tokipona

[Stellar Odds Podcast @stellaroddspod]

First things first, new Crew introductions! Always here with an explosive entry is our very own Plasmoid Heth. Heth fun fact: Heth used to be a space habitat service technician, before their latent wild magic sorcerous abilities manifested in an unfortunate fireball accident.

[burke @ejburke_]

Americans being so mad about Australia being better in the olympic swimming is soooooo good like you guys aren't even girt how can you think for a second you make for good competition?

[caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum]

Jorge Luis Borges: "In my short story "On Exactitude in Science" I invented the 1:1 scale map as a cautionary tale"

Adobe: "At long last, we have created the 1:1 scale map from Borges' classic tale

[Josh Butler @JoshButler]

there's some politicians who disclose frustratingly few (or no) details in their register of interests of the gifts they receive, giving little info of the free stuff they get on the job

and then there's Nationals senator Ross Cadell, who writes little stories rich with detail:

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

Moon landing

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Took me a while to see it

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

If your religious community is using a place of worship as a base for committing international crimes then I think it's okay to protest you there even if you're a minority religious community

[lumberjack "migrate off this platform" wharfie @lumbjackwharfie]

THIS is design that is meant to haul stuff while also REFUSING to present an excess danger to everyone else around. Meanwhile we let anybody drive trucks from which they can't see anything.

[Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply @TylerAlterman]

If everyone would just appreciate this tweet

[Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato]

Possibly the most epic footnote in a math paper of all time

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

hey hey, look who learned how to use active voice about Israel

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Told the mages guild that I’d work on my casting but I didn’t say which kind!

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

Ganondorf: "It's over, Link! With this final blow, I will be rid of you once and for all! Hyrule is mine!"

Link in the pause menu real quick:

[incorrect taz quotes @incorrectaz]

taako: being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[puru 𖤣𖥧𖥣𖡡𖥧𖤣 @puru28aa]

懐かしいの出��きた

[averyyeen @averyyeen]

mild headache

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names