Michael Brandt

Actor, Playwright, Jayhawk, Dad (Not Necessarily In That Order).

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

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[31st Fade In Awards Screenwriting Competition @fadeinawards]

28th TV Pilot/Web Series Finalists...

GRAND PRIZE
THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT
by Patricia Weitz

1st PRIZE
CRESCENT CITY
by Michael Brandt

2nd PRIZE
DOCTOR TO THE DEAD
by James M. Russell

Congratulations to our Finalists!

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

NY Rangers Brian Leetch #cadillactrivia

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

5 years in a row with a 7 word review making it onto the @fthismovie podcast during #ScaryMovieMonth!! Thank you @patrickbromley and @MPomaro! #Halloween #Cujo

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@dcone36 For the last two nights, you’ve been saying that Vinnie Pasquantino’s nickname is “Sasquatch.” It’s not. It’s “Pasquatch,” as in Pasquantino.

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

Rock Chalk!!

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

JAYHAWKS MAKE HISTORY ‼️

Kansas is the 1st team in FBS History with a losing record to win 3 straight games vs. ranked opponents 🤯

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@MarkHamill Maybe my favorite Halloween ever. He chose our costumes, and I got to walk around saying “I am your father.”

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

2nd week in a row with a 7 word review on the @fthismovie podcast! This time was my first from @RiskeAdam! Woo hoo! Best #ScaryMovieMonth ever!! @patrickbromley

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

Alright @RiskeAdam. Let’s do this.

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@NYCParks Could you please have someone clean up all the broken glass in the water feature area at the playground in Astoria Park?

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

4 years in a row with a 7 word review making it onto the @fthismovie podcast during #ScaryMovieMonth!! This time for my first ever watch of #Saw. Thank you @patrickbromley and @joeledmiston!

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

YESSSS!!! #Royals (Although I really miss Wade Davis.)

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

Let’s not forget what Eric Adams is actually like.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Eric Adams gives the worst answer any politician has ever given to a soft ball question. https://t.co/sYL3cj5yCf

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

I just laughed out loud at a joke on @LastWeekTonight with @iamjohnoliver that the studio audience completely didn’t get. I hope the writing staff knows how great it was. #BobBalaban

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@elonmusk Fuck you, Elmo. Stop putting your bullshit in my feed.

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@RiskeAdam @fthismovie @RobDiCristino A loved one has been kidnapped. You can send one of the following to get them back: James Bond, Jason Bourne, John Rambo, Ethan Hunt, or John Wick. Who are you sending?

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@elonmusk Oh, fuck off, Elmo.

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@TheJudge44 Our 7 year old opened his first packs of baseball cards ever today and got not one, but TWO cards of his favorite player.

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

I know every parent goes through this, but today was the first time I watched a movie with my kid where he loved it and I thought it was straight-up garbage. I’m guessing now I live the rest of my life pretending I liked it?

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@TheExtremeMusi1 @UrgeOverkill

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@DrJYTAA Nice! If you haven’t read it, you might also want to check out “So You Want To Be a Rock and Roll Star” by Jacob Slichter.

[Michael Brandt @MichaelRBrandt]

@Sebyy71 B