Michael Raccio

Well known Provocateur, Philanthropist, and Socialite. E-Mail my agent for booking information and private events.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Looksmaxxer Clavicular announces a “geomaxxing” strategy, arguing the U.S. dating market is too competitive, forcing him to travel to poorer countries to mog locals.

[Evan Daniel @itsmrevandaniel]

The shit my friends send me in the GC when I’m trying to go to sleep haha.

[unoffical cia operator @DylanTop5]

I enjoy how clavicular just introduces us to new cartoon character people every other week

[Michael Raccio @MichaelRaccio]

Thank you, GOAT

[Mike @VaksNYC]

2026 Paul Goldschmidt

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

job’s done ✅

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The last 5 minutes of the Knicks’ unreal comeback with nothing but the sounds of Madison Square Garden

[Michael Raccio @MichaelRaccio]

@Polymarket Worse than the ASU incident.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This Masters commercial absolutely nailed it

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Looking normal as hell bro, nice

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Today Lindsey Graham, who for some reason has been the White House's top spokesman for this war, went on TV and invoked Iwo Jima while calling for more escalation in Iran. Iwo Jima of course involved 26 thousand US casualties. It's extremely troubling that Graham has so much influence with the administration and has been so empowered to speak on its behalf. He is not conservative, he is not America first, he has never done a single thing in his career to advance the interests of actual American citizens, and he clearly wants this war to continue indefinitely and doesn't care how many Americans die in the process. He should have no influence and no say over anything. He's one of the worst people in all of congress and that includes the Democrats.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

All Gas. No Brakes.

#RepBX

[Rational Yankees Fan @rationalyankee]

My official prediction for the Wild Card series:

The Yankees lose tonight and most of our fans have a complete meltdown. Then the Yankees win the next two games to advance.

[billmadden1954 @bmadden1954]

This is the way you manage in the postseason. Screws pitch counts. You stay with your ace as long as you can and turn it over to your CLOSER (like Cora did) not middle inning mediocrities. Yankees played well tonite especially defensively. Betrayed by their manager

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Baseball is full of change.
Our goal remains the same.

#RepBX

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.

Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.

[Michael Raccio @MichaelRaccio]

Step 3: Division Series
    •    Bye team (#1) plays lowest remaining seed.
    •    Other two winners face off.
    •    Best-of-5.
Step 4: League Championship
    •    2 winners play best-of-7.
Step 5: World Series
    •    Eastern champ vs. Western champ (best-of-7)

[Michael Raccio @MichaelRaccio]

Proposal for #mlbrealignment 🧵
1. There’s no purpose in having an American League and National League. At one time, you could argue the lack of a DH in the NL contributed towards small ball. Now? Zero difference.

So what do we do instead? Eastern vs Western conference.

🧵

[Michael Raccio @MichaelRaccio]

Playoffs?

Step 1: Byes
    •    Each league’s #1 seed gets a first-round bye
Step 2: Wild Card Round (per league) best of 3
    •    #2 vs #7
    •    #3 vs #6
    •    #4 vs #5