“Michael guy”

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

People who suck at parking love misusing their hazard lights

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

Boomers vs self checkout

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

@707DeeJay Change the department of defense name to the department of war. But all the new shit we’re getting into totally aren’t wars bro trust me bro pls

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

@RenoMayGuns With they pfp id guess furry but the broke part is still a possibility

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

Mfs put a baby on board sticker on their car and then cut across three lanes of rush hour traffic

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Happy Tax Day everyone. Reminder on this day 30 years ago Grandma Gilmore refused to pay her taxes and had her home seized by the IRS. Starting the domino effect that eventually lead to Gilmore joining the tour and me losing another gold jacket. Thanks a lot Grandma.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Mason Miller, 103.4 mph Fastball and 87 mph Slider, Overlay.

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

Why are the AI teammates in ready or not so fucking stupid

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

Flexing after winning a 4v1 fight is top 5 play station activities

[Micah Mayfield @mayfield_micah]

Taco Bell is without a doubt the best fast food in America. Thanks.

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

My robinhood account was been closed for years and some loser is trying that scam on me lmao

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

Just saw an absolute creature discover speakerphone and FaceTime in the middle of a grocery store

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

If young men don’t want to be drafted to fight in Kamala’s and Cheney’s 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump.

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

@DemocracyReels @JoeySalads They share a brain so it’s all at the same time

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

@LarryDeanDan @SumitHansd I’m old enough to remember when he called it a hoax.

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

@GuntherEagleman Yall really defend him no mater what huh?

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

@Outspoken_Sam He said god bless America before any of the other countries you fucking pylon

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

@misfitpatriot_ That’s a YouTube video you fucking clown

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“Can’t understand a word of this shit”

*Flips over to TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show*

[“Michael guy” @MichaelStraws]

Me when I lie

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

LOL!!! Bad Bunny is a flop!

Half the stadium went in the tunnels to watch the @TPUSA halftime show on their phones!