michael timlin

Classic Timlin eye-roll.

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

Wow, Twitter… welp! I was on @SexEdShldntSuck talking about learning the words “mons pubis” and not much else in public school. It’s a great pod from great folks and I had a blast 🤗

https://t.co/1WFnCTXTMg

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

Just wanted to say that it’s fucked up, if you think about it, how grass is basically the earth’s facial hair.

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

Driving in and out of the city is fun cuz I actually love quietly ruminating on a death by twisted steel.

[Dougie Poole @dougiepoole666]

Hi! Pleased 2 say that “The Rainbow Wheel of Death” is now streaming everywhere and available for purchase via @WharfCatRecords: https://t.co/bib80QWnQt thank you for listening :)

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

@Giowithanio Can a young man escape this fate? No.

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

I said “haha for sure” 147 times today.

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

@TimBarnes451 “If I was the eagles head coach,” you’re not tho!!

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

@andy_sell Same big dog

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

In another life I could’ve been a circus legend

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

If you’re at the airport dressed and packed like you’re going on a tactical mission you should actually have to go on one. You got the canteen and the camo good luck out there, I say.

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

One thing about me dude, and this is not, I’m not trying to even say anything, but I fucking love grabbing a bagel real quick fr.

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

@WreckaFlames Whoa. This is tight.

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

Eczema rules because not only do I love to be in physical pain I also like to worry about looking fucked up

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

Nobody tells you that half of life is just smiling and pretending the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard is funny

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

Hmm another day where I can’t decide if I should skewer the status quo or lampoon our leaders hmm

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

Coach: Nothing in the rule book says a dog can’t play

Air Bud: Woof-woof

Me (on the bench): For sure

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

@WreckaFlames Yes yes yes yes yes yes

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

If you’ve got the biggest fucking umbrella I’ve ever seen go play Mary Poppins don’t look at me crazy if I physically cannot avoid hitting that turtle shell Michael Angelo I mean what are the rules? Are there no rules????

[michael timlin @MichaelTimlin]

Squeezing lemon on calamari is peak Timlin