Michael Z

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

Leaving work early for a headache

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

what an underthrow by jalen. if drake maye was his qb it would've been a touchdown

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

Married and own a home by 30 years old in the US

1960: 52%
1970: 48%
1980: 45%
1990: 43%
2000: 35%
2010: 25%
2025: 12%

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

This Drake Maye performance is the performance Hurts haters say he has.

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Former NFL DB TJ Ward on the media and fans that feel bad for Josh Allen:

“Everyone feeling so bad for Josh Allen, why? Lmao. I’m baffled. Bruh went out there and gave the cookies up multiple times and blew prime opportunities. Where is all this sorrow coming from? 😂😂😂 Feel bad tor Bo. He out dueled Allen and can’t play next week. That’s heartbreak”

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Me when the chipotle worker yells out to the cashier that I got double meat

[Brendan Walker @BWalkerNFL]

Why does it feel like Jalen Hurts is the most respected player and yet most hated player at the same time

[Real Talk With MJ @RealTaIkWithMJ1]

Jalen Hurts: 11 seasons, 13 different play callers

Hurts resume:
- Heisman finalist
- National Champion
- All-Pro
- 2 Pro Bowls
- 2 NFC Chips
- Super Bowl MVP + Ring
- 5 straight playoff appearances

He's the common denominator. He's the system.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Jalen Hurts will always be hated on no matter what.

When he wins Super Bowl MVP, he sucks.
When he loses with good numbers, he sucks.
When receivers drop passes, he sucks.
When his big plays get negated by penalties, he sucks.
He could win 3-4 rings and people will still say he sucks.

Nobody is above slander on social media. I get it.

But as a fan, I will never take being in the playoffs every year for granted, even when it ends poorly like today. It's better to be in the arena than never being close to greatness. No matter how much he "sucks", Jalen has given me a lot of great memories, and those can never be taken away.

Thank you @JalenHurts. You will be back.

[BirdGang🦅 @GordonsWord]

👀

[Michael🇲🇽 @RespectMyCos]

Super Senior Justin Herbert in year 7 still in these convos with 2nd year players

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Jalen Hurts once again barely putting up numbers while being carried by his runningbacks in a win.

Oh my bad, this is Josh Allen.

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

Jalen Hurts’ 161 touchdowns through five seasons as a starter are the third most in NFL history.

[Jamal @FinesseBucket]

Bench Patrick Mahomes

[Pierrot B @PierrotB3_]

Folks call Jalen Hurts corny then hype up whatever this is supposed to be 😭

[Sap @JottoChild]

Idc what nobody says this makes joe burrow seem less impressive as a player

[Prez💊’ @PresidentEmbiid]

Somehow a running back had the first perfect passer rating game of the year

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

“Joe Burrow has no help”

40-year old Joe Flacco with the same weapons, offensive line and defense: