Mike Felicio

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

Feels like an L

[Bronx Zoo @BronxZoo]

It looks like everyone’s enjoying these golden days!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Along with a unique fingerprint, every human also has a unique 'anus print'

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

Who decided that sour cream and onion was green

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

I reluctantly returned week after week for how I met your father because I thought “maybe it gets better.” It never did. Feels like something thrown together in a weekend hoping to bank on nostalgia. Bad dialogue, bad actor chemistry, bad wardrobe, bad sets, bad story. Thank you

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

@GlennHowerton I will be watching this on Thursday with a hormel charcuterie tray

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

Binge model is like a candy bar. You eat it quick then forget about it.

[Jacob @JakeyimDb]

HBO Max is constantly proving that weekly release is better than the binge model. All anyone has talked about are Succession, Euphoria, and Peacemaker while a whole season of Ozark dropped on Netflix and it just came and went.

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

@bledabc He was in the marching band treadmill skit

[Bronx Zoo @BronxZoo]

Dear @EliManning, this Valentine's Day we're naming one of our giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches after one of our all-time favorite Giants. A giant for a Giant!

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

How I met your father was underwhelming and that’s being generous

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

Trevor Noah is hosting the Grammys so now you can not watch him on 2 channels that night

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

Damn I just interrupted my dogs stretch. I feel like a criminal

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

My frontal lobes didn’t develop until I was like 22-23

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

@WorkaholicsCC Lol Who runs this channel jw

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

Who’s on first?

[Nikki NuVogue @NikkiNuVogue]

Y'all if you ever thought the folks over at Fox News couldn't get any dumber, Laura Ingraham just said hold my beer. #YouNetflix #Netflix #FoxNews

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

A choco taco is a Klondike bar

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

I can’t believe Dune and Semi Pro are in the same universe

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

@NewandDigital https://t.co/JCQNm5qVZf

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

There was a question about what masked Mexican wrestlers are called on jeopardy and I eas immediately knew the answer. My parents stared at me like ?…

I guess there was a little luchador renaissance in the early 2000’s.. (ray mysterio, Mucha lucha, nacho libre)

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

@bledabc Lmfaoo I’m clicking R3 until I hear some throttle

[Mike Felicio @Michael_Felicio]

Season 1 rocket league music > Mozart