Michael Kovatch

Not a morning person but will get up early for donuts or farmers markets

[Michael Kovatch @Michael_Kovatch]

What horrific trauma does someone have to experience to become a person that claps in a movie theater?

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Twitter is definitely still fun for everyone feeling an earthquake at the same time

[Michael Kovatch @Michael_Kovatch]

@AaronYaniro

[GEOTRACES @geotraces]

Another GEOTRACES cruise successfully completed!
Congratulations to the @geotraces_gp17 OCE team!!!

[Michael Kovatch @Michael_Kovatch]

@AaronYaniro Does this count as media mail?

[Lily Dove @SoLilyquizing]

Inspired by my favorite oceanography term ever (spiciness), I present a Venn diagram of two of my favorite things: oceanography and baking.

[Leah Litman @LeahLitman]

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE

[Dan_Case @Dan_Case]

Can't wait to get off work, and knock back a couple tall cans with the boys

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The student loan forgiveness application is now LIVE: https://t.co/P2tc66sIA2

[NC Department of State Treasurer @NCTreasurer]

Please help
https://t.co/U6BS2zi5M3

[Colin Miller @EvidenceProf]

Adnan Syed's conviction has been overturned! #FreedAdnan!

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

made this

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[Alanis Morissette @Alanis]

and I’m here, to remind you of the grass you left when you went away… 😂

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

GET YOUR FICTIONAL HATEFUL BIBLE STORIES AND YOUR FAKE FICTIONAL RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT OUT OF OUR FUCKING LIVES. FUCK YOU.

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

Like or retweet if you’re on prescription medications or have played video games or don’t believe in God, and yet have somehow managed not to shoot anyone.