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Constant road warrior with sarcastic edgy side. Looking for something to inspire me. Baba Booey

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If one more corporate fuck uses the term “thought leader” I’m going to lose my shit.

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@GuyfromDetroit @Delta They always hammer you on price for hub to hub. Makes zero sense to me but here we are.

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@ItIsMsJillyBean It was such an amazing show!! I was up and out of the hotel early this morning to be on time for my 9a call - definitely need more coffee!

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Fuck you @Delta on your bait & switch pricing BS. How do you increase the pricing $350 during the actual purchase process? Is it because I’m using a travel voucher I earned being Diamond? I’m tired of the fucking corporate greed. I’m buying the flight but make it right w/a credit

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@GuyfromDetroit Congratulations brother!! Sorry for the late response, but I completely missed this.

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@GuyfromDetroit What an absolute shit show situation. Isn’t management so much fun?!?! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@chiky_handlr @mcuban how embarrassing was it to stand there and listen to this orange POS spread more lies?

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@LATAM_BRA For reference, I can see my luggage. I would simply walk there to pick it up.

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Hey @LATAM_BRA so you screw up the handling of my luggage but magically it arrives in BSB, and I can see it on the map because of the AirTag, but your team says I have to wait for two hours until you can bring it to the counter. Like WTH!! #DoBetter

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@LATAM_BRA I will send you a DM shortly.

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@croptopsllc Aged just like fine wine 🍷

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@SirJeremyLondon Congratulations!! 🎉🍾

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@UNTUCKit So why can’t anyone from customer support respond to an email? Like seriously, I’ve sent at least three emails with zero response. Not the best way to treat a long term customer.

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@ericswalwell I’m so disappointed in you. Why can’t people not be such horrible assholes? #shame

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@GuyfromDetroit 100% the same opinion!!

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@WilliamAi3ux @lisamurkowski Spell much bot?

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@TheWiseJared Fuck off loser!!

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@Rick__Leslie @GuyfromDetroit @aaronguilmette Update: Light traffic on the way to DTW and security was a breeze at 6:30a. #WheelsUp

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@GuyfromDetroit @aaronguilmette @Rick__Leslie Hello gentleman, do any of you have recent reports of how bad security lines are at DTW? Flying out tomorrow and wondering how crazy things are.

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@Rick__Leslie @GuyfromDetroit @aaronguilmette ATL is always a mess. I’m off to Mexico so I’m hoping for a smooth ride.