Michael Jönsson

Couldn’t be He/Him

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

This year It will occur. And that’s all I can say on the subject but when it eventuates you will know. And remember who told you

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Zoomers might be too young to know but this is what Hollywood used to do, if a big picture was getting made they'd cast promising unknowns for the roles in hopes they'd become stars, unlike now where every single role for someone age 18-35 is filled by margot robbie or emma stone or tom holland or one of the two dozen already established under-40 stars, hollywood's reluctance to take chances on new talent is why there are basically no new actors and we're stuck with nicole kidman cramming more and more filler into her face so she can keep playing 40-45 year old characters for all eternity

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

White House using Door Dash data to measure inflation

[instain mother @instain_mother]

BREAKING: U.S is developing a new app known as 'RACIST DoorDash'

[alex @abjortia]

$16 for a white claw at the venue

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

me at fourteen for some reason

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[🛸 @tufthug]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I can feel a crash out incoming

[seb @sebirodz]

there are sentences being created that have never been created before

[alex @bigsuitfilms]

THIS PHOTO I JUST GOT OF MY HOMOPHOBIC CAT IM CRYINF

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

“you’re soooo funnyyy”

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

Onlyfans? Sorry I'm Only a Fan of my wife!