Michael Vivendum

Friendly Robot Bartender. Tender of Bar & Heart. At times I swear alot #THFC UofA. Author: Booze Over Broadway

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happy Hour.

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@DavidWondrich How many variations of the Corpse Reviver can you think of? I've got 6 so far, my colleague says 7. Help!

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@SpannersReady how does one "jeffity"?

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@BKCyclones So when are single game tickets going on sale? Enquiring minds and so on :-)

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@BKCyclones When do single game tickets go on sale?

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

I recognized 47/52 people in the Times Faces Quiz (using 9 hints). How many can you guess? https://t.co/e1tuBo8HRU

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

I might be very flexible about a lot of things but if your sleep story isn't narrated by Alan Sklar; you get to sleep next to the wet spot by your damn self. I have standards!!

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@ChrisSpinato And judging by the general reception, neither do a lot of the tuggers on this sinking hellship.

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@MrGeorgeWallace Do those skeets Sir!

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@CespedesBBQ don't give cover to CostAss. Dudes a legend but he shouldn't be there and he's the BETTER half of that team

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Analysis | Is GEICO refusing to insure Cybertrucks because the vehicles are poorly made or because incels are statistically bad drivers?

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@SamSifton Thank you for the newsletter today Sam. I forget how funny you can be sometimes. Sock Repair indeed! Anyway, here's to a life lived well and Orange Chicken weekends.

[Adam Villani 🇺🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦🇮🇪🇦🇲🇻🇦🇬🇱 @adamnvillani]

The URL for @DouthatNYT ‘s debate reaction op-ed has a date in it, and it’s six days ago.

[Morgan Hughes @Morgan_Hughes]

Tell everyone you know.

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@NYCTSubway I was on the platform and the scheduled A train just rolled straight through without a stop or announcement

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@NYCTSubway A train towards downtown/Brooklyn not stopping at 168th?

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

Just gonna leave this here. My heart goes out to Oakland and its fans today ❤️

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@stevesirk Oh!! It's "Le Fartbox"!!!!

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@JessicaLBurbank Ah, a true torque dork😁

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

Nothing royally fucks your Insta Algorithm like online furniture shopping. My feed is a parade of "smart modern minimalist mid-century" fappery. Whither the OF thirst traps Insta? You used to make me vaguely horny, now I just feel vaguely poor.

[Michael Vivendum @MichaeltheG1]

@roywoodjr North Cackalack won on the strength of Petey Pablo alone