I might be very flexible about a lot of things but if your sleep story isn't narrated by Alan Sklar; you get to sleep next to the wet spot by your damn self. I have standards!!
@SamSifton Thank you for the newsletter today Sam. I forget how funny you can be sometimes. Sock Repair indeed! Anyway, here's to a life lived well and Orange Chicken weekends.
Nothing royally fucks your Insta Algorithm like online furniture shopping. My feed is a parade of "smart modern minimalist mid-century" fappery. Whither the OF thirst traps Insta? You used to make me vaguely horny, now I just feel vaguely poor.