Michal Malek

TV Producer by day Arcane Trickster by night. Check out my South African Geek Culture YouTube channel: Zarnia Games and Geekery.
@ZarniaGeekery

[Michal Malek @MichalMalek9]

Want to kick butt at Settlers of Catan? Check out what the South African Champion has to say: https://t.co/TauTbSSpsy

#SettlersOfCatan #Catan #BoardGames @catan @settlersofcatan

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Rogues are like spiders. If u see 1, u know 10 more hide in the shadows (probably crying)! Too many rogue tears on ur battle map? Sad backstories that go on forever with #FalloutBoy playing in the background? Get rid of rogues at your table today! https://t.co/5GvJMZqosW
#dnd #DM

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Gandalf your least favourite character in LOTR? Did you want to kick Harry Potter in the nuts for being so smug? How about that Merlin hey? Well fear not! This is how you get rid of those annoying Wizards at your D&D table: https://t.co/0X3lmjeI3m

#HarryPotterHBO #LOTR #dnd5e

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#CatsOfTwitter Cats! Board Games! Cat Board Games! Need I say more?

https://t.co/lNlKzeL7s1

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@HomeAffairsSA has made it impossible to get a Smart ID. The website doesn't work. Contact emails don't work. Can't book an appointment but they insist I need an appointment and now there are announcements that old IDs will no longer be valid. An absolute joke.

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Forever-GM André reveals his top tabletop RPG systems . What are you playing at the moment?

Watch now: https://t.co/xkUIuvkVRh

#TTRPG #TabletopRPG #IndieRPG #GameMasterTips #RPGRecommendations

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There are bars in this animal rap while building the ultimate zoo in Ark Nova 🐯🎤🦜
Come for the conservation, stay for the dugongs.
🎥 https://t.co/5rrvF3GWqk
#ArkNova #BoardGames #AnimalRap #TTRPGadjacent #TabletopGames #BoardGameHumor

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There’s a new Lawful Evil Dungeon Master in town… and he’s got a moustache sharper than a +1 longsword. 🥸
Tired of paladins clinking around like golden giga chads? Ruin their divine day today!

https://t.co/EHgSht6A9d

#DnD #DnDComedy #LawfulEvil #TTRPG #DungeonMaster

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@magdapolishbibs Wygrali bo sa neutralni

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@Eurovision fuck you Eurovision. Isreal over 300 points. Fuck off. #Eurovision2024

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@swadowsly Political bullshit

[showbingers @Ssmova]

Is this a JOKE??? Switzerland getting almost all the 12s from the professional jury???
#Eurovision2024 #Eurovision

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@MN456782 Why tho? They were 6/10

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@astoriye What the actual Eff? Did we watch the same show?

[Pretty Boy Flizzy @astoriye]

Why tf is Switzerland getting points? The System is so corrupt and broke
#Eurovision2024 #Eurovision #ESC24#Eurovision

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@Eurovision what is the jury basing their votes on? Because it's clearly not performance or music... #Euro

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@xst0895x @Eurovision Ugh...

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@Eurovision Did I watch the same show? Why is the jury handing so many points to Switzerland? #Eurovision2024

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@AMAZlNGNATURE It's kelp. Just kelp.

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@SABC3 Wait? What? Will it be like the 1990's when we had to wait till 5pm to get Prime Time for 2 hours and then get cut off unless we pay?