michala

huge miss steak

[rjay (THEY/THEM) @maurxuss]

notice how carrot cake hasn’t been recalled

[leyla @leylaaa31]

I don’t know anything about golden retriever boyfriends but I am poodle wife (constantly moving, smart but in an evil way, very vain, many friends)

[halfprism @halfprism_]

bullshit, i can clearly see them moving. im really tired of people trying to manipulate me all the time, but i guess i deserve it because of all the bad stuff i did in the past

[Kelly Frog 𓆏 @frogcowgirl]

your boyfriends are not golden retrievers. they’re inconsiderate and too self-absorbed and emotionally unintelligent to be capable of considering you and your feelings.

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

guess my sister's star sign

[Maiya The Don @maiyathedon]

no cause like why the fuck would they get all the way to Barcelona and not wanna rehearse ?????????????

[erin marie @erinsaysrelax]

I’m done trying to be polite or tiptoe around peoples feelings when it comes to generative AI. Your stuff looks like shit. Your logo looks like shit. Your flyer looks like shit. Your photo edits look like shit. It’s so obvious that it’s AI, and it all looks like garbage.

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

how to feel in control of yourself and your life in 2026
(1) develop a restrictive eating disorder
(2) OCD rituals
(3) clean your house
(4) amphetamine prescription

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

if you are a woman who *is* funny oh baby do you gotta be on guard around the man who *thinks* he’s funny… he gonna want u dead girl

[michala @MichalaMontano]

@starofstormhold No fr

[Hayles ☀️🌟 @bulbasaurbian]

No you were definitely the problem here and she was well in her right to answer the way she did

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

they should invent a thought that isn’t obsessive or compulsive

[michala @MichalaMontano]

man doing my Instacart order has already said they’re sold out of 2 of the 4 things I’ve needed within 1 minute of being in the store should I just die

[Mya ♡ @myaxlana]

“she think she all that” fuck im supposed to think im half of that?? 😂

[annie @fayrchilds]

laughing at everyone’s favorite books getting butchered by uncalled for adaptations until it happens to yours

[🩵💛🩷Twitchy Squid @Squid_Kitties]

I aspire to be like this guy on Instagram who makes Edwardian style dresses for himself

[Mntrazana @moanerleaser]

We’re not ugly, that’s why.

[lumi @lumiagww]

i used to get immense anxiety being impostor in among us

[angel @angelshit]

I could be on literal fire and still be like it’s all working in my favor