Michalis Wöss

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

the "reasonable" checklist:

– 180 cm or taller
– doesn't smoke
– not obese
– not married
– earns €40k+
– age 25–40
I ran it against real Eurostat data, all 32 European countries.
0.77% of men qualify.
That's 1 in 130.

[MapleStax Trades @MapleStax]

“Men used to go to war”

9:30 market open is war bro

[Anatoly Karlin 🧲💯 @akarlin]

Breaking: Europe is regulating again!

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

@jnas2c er hat ja noch halb hochdeutsch geschrieben, so wäre es komplett im oberösterreichischen Dialekt:

Hosd du snap?
Deswegen hob i an pulli dabei ghobt
hosd scho a auto oda griagst ans zum 18ten?

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

@RaypDemorats europe version: https://t.co/yvtouwPaZ9

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

dear Americans planning to move to Europe because the dating pool is better here:

I ran "6ft and six figures" against all 32 European countries. real Eurostat data.

1 in 1,413 men.

exactly one country breaks 1%. it's Switzerland.

run your list before you book the flight

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

Added a heatmap to https://t.co/yvtouwPaZ9

Super fun to play around with

Watch what happens when the height slider moves

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

Added a heatmap to https://t.co/yvtouwPaZ9

Super fun to play around with

Watch what happens when the height slider moves

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

Are my standards too high?

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

@larpingtons ran these exact standards on Europe — under 25, PhD, $200k:

90 men.

not 90 thousand. ninety. on a continent of 260 million.

(real Eurostat data — check yours at https://t.co/yvtouwPaZ9)

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

@ReviewsPossum the European version of this math: 90 qualifying men between Lisbon and Helsinkiand honestly that's generous — PhD rates are measured for ages 25–64. the number of under-25 PhDs making 200k is functionally a rounding error

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

check your own standards → https://t.co/yvtouwPaZ9 the European answer to the viral American "delusion calculator" — free, no signup, every number sourced from Eurostat and census data

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

the "reasonable" checklist:

– 180 cm or taller
– doesn't smoke
– not obese
– not married
– earns €40k+
– age 25–40
I ran it against real Eurostat data, all 32 European countries.
0.77% of men qualify.
That's 1 in 130.

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

built this in one day: Eurostat + census pipeline, 32 countries, every figure cited, AI agents adversarially fact-checking each other's numbers.

methodology is fully open — think a number's wrong? the sources are one click away: https://t.co/GeDgerTiFZ

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

"just 6ft, that's not much to ask"

depends where you ask:

🇳🇱 Netherlands: 23% of men
🇮🇹 Italy: 4.7%
same standard. 5x difference.

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

185 cm + €60k, same list → 0.11%

one in nine hundred men. across an entire continent.

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“dad what was it like to take a screenshot instead of selling it all in May?”

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

@GeminiApp 3.1 Pro now uses @Grokipedia as a source!

[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

@vladimirlesbian Travel the world depends, but for Vietnam maybe even 50k euros would be enough. Incredibly cheap.

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[Michalis Wöss @MichalisWoess]

@raph1735187 @gas0linr Ich bin blackpilled, alles was ich schrieb bezieht sich nur auf die 5%, die besten. Die werden sich aber dumm und deppad verdienen können.