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out of mana

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he was cold

[gabriella @gabgamba]

We ordered a pizza and Michelle gave the delivery guy a slice of our pie because “he was cold”

BE MORE LIKE MICHELLE EVERYONE

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@ESBcolor why green?

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@cojo__18 @gabgamba happy birthday Connor Joe!!!

[em @e_munson]

THEY LISTENED TO ME IN THE SEQUEL

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Deeply disturbed that I lost my first TOTK dragon loot to the gloom, so I'm immortalizing my shame via tweet

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@cojo__18 hin Connor do you miss the Rockies

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blacked out for a brief period of time last night and this was my only offense. not bad mich not bad

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@maryylouu Hbdddddd

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@jonrosenberg 🖤🖤🖤

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@maryylouu WHAT

[jonny klemchuk @jonnyklemchuk]

Make sure you’re checking your kids candy this year. Just found a Glock in a Twix bar

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@Zeno Now That's What I Call Friendship 2022 🥺

[need her @shittyboyz05]

the magic school bus could be in your ass rn and you wouldn’t even know

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

men downplaying catcalling is so interesting cuz if a random man walked past u & said “why don’t u smile for me, sexy” y’all would throw hands on the spot lmao

[𖦹 @joliesarchivex]

new rule if ur pro life u have to adopt at least 5 children

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’ve been in france for a week bursting into kitchens of every restaurant and i have yet to see a plethora of rats cooking

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

happy Saturday my son is sitting alone in his crib and chanting the word “donkey” like he’s Shrek

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@gabgamba @davidehrlich @katiieewall LMAO

[gabriella @gabgamba]

@davidehrlich @katiieewall @Michdotjpg he is you

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@EmmaStepanik The C hits