Michel'le

My name isn’t “Michelle.” Citizen of Earth. Likes: cooking, traveling, BBQ, candles & music (not necessarily in that order) #blacklivesmatter

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

I came back to this now awful platform just to say "FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF"

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Donald Trump administration has removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.

They will be replaced with Donald Trump’s birthday.

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

@oceansidememes @Realsurfshop @charleswthegoat YEW 🤙

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

@razmig I saw them go on sale but I didn’t get them…YET! 😊 did you??

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

Listening to Death Cab on a cold December afternoon after not listening to them in years is really cozy

[steven @sstevie__]

Me when the white lotus intro comes on

[h @VILL4NEVE]

i think they should make 9 thousand seasons of the white lotus and jennifer coolidge should play the same character in every one of them because how funny would it be for her to keep going to resorts where people end up getting murdered and everytime she has nothing to do with it

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

There should be a max number of drinks you’re allowed to order in the Starbucks drive thru. If you’re ordering more than 2 complex drinks GO INSIDE

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS https://t.co/wCFqwrHJGB

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

@oceansidememes

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

@KXSC 😂😂😂

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

😂😂😂

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Waiting in line at passport control (Europe travel is chaos right now fyi)
Guy in next lane: “Hey, I live right by you in Maryland”
Me: I live in San Diego
Him: “Oh I thought you were that motocross guy Travis Pastrana”
Me: I’m a skateboarder, my name is Tony.
Him: “I was close”

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

@candiceaman @stchlk Iol oops almost spit it out. @mansfieldnstuff may or may not tell me this too

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

@candiceaman @stchlk LMAO I just spit out my mint at work

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

Cleaning mud with mud

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

They're not moving left, nor are they moving right. They're going ... forward.

Dozens of former Democrats and Republicans, including former Presidential candidate Andrew Yang, banded together to form the Forward Party. https://t.co/Mhah84xPLY

[Oceanside Memes @oceansidememes]

WTF

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

#analystlyfe 📈📉

[Seth Rosen @sethrosen]

Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me?

Me: Sure, let me just:

SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

too good 😂

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

omg this is really how they sound

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

@candiceaman @stchlk WHAT

[Basement Kid @Brickboy271]

Just watched the first episode of Nathan Fielder's new show, #TheRehearsal. It is quite possibly the best and most powerful episode of television I have ever seen. The ending was so moving and powerful it's hard to explain.

[Michel'le @MicheeAlexis]

@candiceaman Omfg @mansfieldnstuff & I just watched and I’m losing my shit! I’ve never seen anything like this show. GRADE A TELEVISION!!! WE WANT SOME MORE, WE WANT SOME MORE!!! #TheRehearsal