Top Tweets for #analystlyfe

Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

If people would stop asking me questions, I could stop making things up.

Nearly knocked myself out trying to kick a landline phone receiver off its cradle to stop the background ringing during a webinar. Finished the talk, people tell me it was coherent.

I now understand why analysts look so hurried during conferences... RSA briefing requests incoming... Grateful to have opportunity for good conversations with so many people :-)

Holy crap, vendor <redacted> is still in business? Did I just say that out loud?

Gaze not into the abyss, lest you become recognized as an abyss domain expert, and they expect you keep gazing into the damn thing.