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''I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.'' - David Bowie

[🎃 @Michelle9475]

Give me the Oxford comma or give me death

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@molly_maclennan That's how I feel about Kevin's sideburns phase

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@RichYelda: *Shows me a Prince of Egypt meme*

Me: "Have you ever even seen that movie?"

Richard: "Road to El Dorado? Of course I have."

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@molly_maclennan

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@molly_maclennan Don't hate us cuz you ain't us

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@molly_maclennan Thirst trap after thirst trap and no complaints

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

them: u let ur dog on the furniture? 😮

my dog:

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Sobbing puking shaking crying convulsing weeping

[Phantom Of The Opera @PhantomOpera]

The Music of the Night is the heartbeat of Times Square

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@crybbyconnie Who could that be

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@molly_maclennan And a wife

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@molly_maclennan He's a sweetheart 🥺

[jessie @alivenextyear]

owl city comes back from a 5 year hiatus and gives us a SMASH MOUTH REMIX?????? https://t.co/5KAo30Gw1B

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@molly_maclennan Well maybe if you didn't move to GR

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I would have lost my whole entire MIND to see this live

[Variety @Variety]

Danny Elfman performs “This Is Halloween” from “The Nightmare Before Christmas” at #Coachella. (🎥: @jeffmillerla)

[bena @Trenahh]

😭🌸

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

The quick brown fox was tired, bone-weary. Once, he had been willing, even eager to jump over the lazy dog, but he no longer remembered why.

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@Batlynn3 I audibly gasped. Goodbye afternoon productivity

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how did brittany spears get a conservator but kanye west didn’t

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Who do I have to talk to to be a Puppy Bowl referee next year