Michelle A. Cmarik

Educator, mom, secret writer.
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[Michelle A. Cmarik @MichelleCmarik]

@chris_robin79 Please fill us in on what inspired this thought…

[Michelle A. Cmarik @MichelleCmarik]

I’ve reached the age where if something references “sheet pan fajitas,” I’m reading it. No question. #parenting #Moms #aging #midlifecrisis #momhumor #momlife #scarymommy #momsoftwitter #momlifeisthebestlife

[Age of Empathy @AgeofEmpathy]

When My Husband Sneezes, I Want To Drive Nails Through His Skull by @MichelleCmarik https://t.co/jLRxSbiLQP

[Rachel @scrap_icon]

Saw a guy shazam My Sharona at the grocery store

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@chris_robin79 Wait - your cat caught you AND Santa caught you?!!!

[Michelle A. Cmarik @MichelleCmarik]

My 7 year old is explaining to my 4 year old all the fun things they’ll be able to do in college, including “not having mom brush their teeth” and “do whatever you want at recess.” College sounds pretty sweet. #parenting #highereducation #momlife

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Tonight my house sounds like a performance of Carol of the Bells performed entirely on the cough. #momlife #momproblems #Tripledemic #parenting

[The Memoirist @TheMemoiristPub]

This No-Nonsense Holiday Tune Puts the Rest of Them to Shame by @MichelleCmarik https://t.co/sIKtolrVmC

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My son just referred to the singular of Twix as a “Twick.” My work here is done.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Just massive kudos for the person who created this Halloween squirrel feeder https://t.co/urlKXsR5ot

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@LaurelBMiller1 What kind of sadistic school district are you in?!!

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@TheMomMEd Don’t do it! They’ll start having the nurse send your kid home with fake fevers. I mean not that Ive ever done that. I mean I work in a school but I promise Ive never done that.

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I wouldn’t say I’m GLAD my child has a life threatening peanut allergy so I can eat all of his Snickers on Halloween…

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@chris_robin79 Still didn’t buy candy, but I’m stuffing my face with my kids’ butterfingers now. Does that count?

[Amy Sea @AmySeasBreasts]

Ever milk leak on a date?

On Breast Milk and Hooking Up While Married by @MichelleCmarik https://t.co/9ZwsyzSzGa

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@TheMomMEd Heyyyyy

[Terry Trueman @TTrueman]

8 Amazon Prime Day Deals I Could Actually Use Right Now by @MichelleCmarik https://t.co/0SRuGjGc7c