Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@JoJoFromJerz My 4yo says fuck when she wants to and uses it in the correct context every time. The New Yorker in me is proud as hell, and as her mom, same. I have no issue.

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@queenanneJD @thejackhopkins I feel the same. I 100% am behind her as the nominee, but I was behind biden too. He's a good man and has been a great President. He deserved to be the nominee and was. He is already doing the job and he deserved better.

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@WhatTheADHD I think it definitely has to do with age, or there wouldn't be so many curmudgeony people telling youngsters to get off their lawn. I just think for us, we already had issues, so they are worse.

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@WhatTheADHD @yoganaraska I truly don't think there is a sound worse than a dog licking. And it's not even the actual licking. One of my dogs when he licks sounds like something is actually snapping, like when peoples jaws pop when they eat. It is beyond rage inducing. What is worse than rage, it's that.

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@target I've never been so upset with a company in my life. The sheer audacity and uncaring, unkind, and unhelpful demeanor of your credit employees is just next level. Who cancels a 22 yr old account with no notice and no recourse?! #targetdoesntcare #targetredcard #dobetter

[Jess @MeetJess]

Text from a friend this morning

Her : Hey !!! I’m doing ok. Little guy is sick again, this time with a terrible eye infection. It’s been hard to keep him home so many days
Me : I would definitely test him. Eye infection is a new symptom in kids

Guess what ? POSITIVE.

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@invisiblegirl99 Try baby aquaphor!

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@SUPAKIX @ashleyann_atx I so relate to this. At home, work, school, with friends...like I'm sorry I can't create a perpetual smile 100% of the time. My employees used to think I was mad and had "resting disgust face" when I was just typing an email to someone.

[Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters]

Shout out to everyone suffering from festival flu, sports sniffles, work weezies or school sickies. It’s all covid.

[Laura Miers @LauraMiers]

I’m cursed with a keen sense of pattern recognition, & I’ve been closely monitoring Covid (& coinfections) internationally since I was infected in early 2020.

All signs point to an approaching wave. PLEASE wear an N95 or better. Be cautious & aware. This seems different.

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@dreamsofskies I am almost 40 and have literally never even tried a spoonful even though my mom ate it often. I have no intentions either. It looks like chunky vomit milk and just don't do it. Or do it if you must but yuck 🤣

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@GenkiDragon76 @megm0078 @ask_aubry I agree with this. I think he is being honest about what his assessment of marriage and spending life with someone else is. I'm guessing his parents stayed married no matter what and he wants to grow old in contempt like so many marriages. He even says he wants to do it together.

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@JillFilipovic Capable and want to, but that should 100% be their choice. At what point/age is it finally enough for someone to be able to actually live comfortably without having to be in some company's pocket to make them even more money? Working all of your best years- 40, 45, 50 years?

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@JillFilipovic This is an extremely ablist and shitty take. Just cus someone is alive longer doesn't make them any more able or comfortable to work, or should devote even more of their "healthiest" years to someone else. Of course not everyone who is 30yo is able either and some 70 yo are fully

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@dedrie77 @Widdershins44 @YNB This little thread is fantastic and sounds like a really great plan that I'd like to join in on! 🤣

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@AutiLeven Also, I'm sure you did your absolute best with those volunteer projects, and it went better than you thought it did. Just stepping up to try is an impressive feat if you've never done it before. 💖

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@AutiLeven Truly explains all of my own struggles with my job and just my life. I will be 40 in May and it's just mind boggling nobody ever noticed before. So much stress I had no idea wasn't completely my own fault.

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@missmulrooney I agree with everyone that it is definitely a temperature thing. But I wouldn't say freshness as some have wilty pieces mixed in. I think some is too wet-just washed at home. You have to really dry it and then chill it. Also the dressing- most restaurants will sell it to you!

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@AutiLeven It really is true that you can't be friends with your employees. You're either nice and they don't listen and walk all over you, or you're just an asshole. But maybe it was just me all along. Idk, I'm grateful I don't do it anymore. 🤣

[Michelle Kamb 🇺🇦 @MichelleKamb]

@AutiLeven It only worked occasionally. Managing is hard 🤣