Michelle Tedder

[david powers @david_actually]

in my late 20’s which means time to start

⚪️a family

🔘a podcast

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

My little brother is getting a blowout for his wedding next weekend. Equal parts proud and worried that he will look prettier than me

[KB @kbnoswag]

Self care is so important. End the toxic relationship you’re in and start dating the first guy who’s remotely nice to you. Completely cut off communication with all of your friends for him. Ignore the red flags that he’s a sociopath & get engaged within 4 months. Know your worth.

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

Age 7: how did that beautiful princess end up with that gorgeous prince?

Age 24: how does that group of friends afford those ridiculous apartments in a big city?

Give us something real

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

I didn't think it was possible, but after this Super Bowl, and after this election...

Dear god Corrine is gonna win The Bachelor isn't she

[Patrick @patrickmarkryan]

Hey white girls in your early 20s, instead of captioning your pic "I did a thing" just say you got a haircut

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

Pagan priest in Maine gets the OK to sport goat horns in his driver's license photo. https://t.co/8UlucVC3Iw #odd

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

Our generation is angsty as hell and I love it

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

Make sure you save all those concert snapchats. You'll probably watch them later

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

Did everyone get married yesterday or

[Chan @chan_lard]

Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

Hear me out: boxed champagne

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

I could ask for a typical "Michelle" line or I could just tell you all what a black-wearing cynic I am myself

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

Our generation and inflatable birds ❓❓

[Patrick @patrickmarkryan]

Are we 100% certain Donald Trump isn't an elaborate Sacha Baron Cohen character

[Matthew Morris @MBMorris94]

"And that grandkids is when the two potential leaders of the free world started 'tweeting' at each other" https://t.co/zofQdQlHde

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

@astencil22 Stencil, you're too sweet! I've been taking notes from you which makes me feel slightly more prepared ❤️

[Michelle Tedder @MichelleMTedder]

@kmgilfillan ugh I'll be praying 4 u ❤️