Michelle

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

Actual quote from tonight "I wasn't hitting on you I was actually hitting on Mexican food." #lol #what #why #taken

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

Almost home for the holidays and found the perfect Christmas dinner outfit! #yesimstillsingle #noimnotalesbian

[Maddie Johnson @johnsonmadz]

Today I mediated a heated argument over ownership of literally one piece of confetti #officepolitics #preschool

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

@nicoleneumayr why does this photo live online

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

@nicoleneumayr back in action! 😛 Although the previous mustache picture was a hack. One of my fans got ahold of my account.

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

How a paper cut looks: 👆����😞 How a paper cut feels: 👆🔨👹🔪🚒✂️🚑🔫🆘💉😫💀

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

I just realized no shave November is upon us. #why 👨

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

@maddykutt yeah but not in SB. In the cuts if LA at a pitstop.. Probably not helping my cause. 🙅

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

Almost peed my pants going back to my car to get 50 cents to pay the bathroom toll at KFC. Too much class crammed into one experience.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

Super Rica and Wildcat just got a shoutout in Katy Perry's new album. I can dig it. #PRISM

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

I didn't choose insomnia life, insomnia life chose me. 😩💤

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

@ayarletz @lindsayharen fuck it I'll just dress up as a fat version of my high school self. #missionaccomplished

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

Just realized Halloween is in 14 days 😳 #noeatinguntilNovember @ayarletz @lindsayharen

[Michelle @MichelleToke]

😂😂

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Kris and Bruce Jenner have separated? He finally got Kris to pass him a sock and BRUCE IS A FREE ELF!