Michelle

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Came to realize Kenyans don't vote for something, they vote against it
The only reason Ruto won in 2022 is because people were voting against "dynasty"

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Me when I discover a perfect series that came out 15 years ago with 8 seasons.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

Simply log in to
https://t.co/Qnx8YlSx5o.
Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137
Account Number: 4164137

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater.

[ajay @1meajay]

please lord let a young ngga win

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I didn’t know an adobe subscription was like signing a 360 deal with birdman

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

The fact that majority of the rich people in Africa are politicians means the continent isn’t just struggling with corruption , it’s built on it.

[Joecool @Joe_Cooel]

When people attend meetings at State House, they are given between 5,000 to 10,000 shillings a DAY, but a CHILD in a Public Primary School has been ALLOCATED 95 shillings for a WHOLE TERM.
Kindly just VOTE this REGIME OUT!

[Null @Vhoyde]

Until we get a legal system that is willing and able to prosecute corrupt politicians, we will never get anywhere

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Politicians are not celebrities.

They are public servants and they’ve forgotten their place.

[先住民 @counteymoon]

African corruption has no grand dream or purpose behind it. No thoughts of greatness for the country or continent. It is simply sheer purposeless corruption and greed.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Just a minute.

Let me see if I understand this

A whole bunch of you guys flew in to Italy TO MEET AND RECEIVE the president?

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

Today's afternoon dose of anger comes from Rome, Italy.

The President flew to Rome for a three day State Visit.
Then Mudavadi led a Kenyan delegation to Rome.

To receive the President.
In Rome.
The President who left Kenya, was received in Italy.
By Kenyans who also left Kenya.

To welcome the Kenyan who had already left Kenya.
In another country.
We flew a delegation to Italy to say karibu to a man who left from the same country they left from.

As if there was no one to receive them in Italy because they were the ones doing the receiving in Italy.

This is not the first time.
Kenyan delegations have received the President in Paris. In Washington. In Dubai. In Tokyo.

The pattern is consistent.
The President travels.
A delegation follows to meet him there.
Strategic partnerships are announced.
The delegation flies back.
The cost is classified under miscellaneous.

Meanwhile Ichungw'ah is asking how protests will bring fuel prices down.

I have a better question.

How does flying to Rome to wave at someone who left from Nairobi bring anything down?

Anyway, Tuesday is Tuesday!!

Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

I’m jealous of countries that have a competent president.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

Second terms are for leaders who deliver. Mediocrity should not be rewarded with more responsibility.