Michelle Thorn

Comedian. Cat mom. Co-Producer of Throwing Punches. 🇰🇷🍀

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

@socalgas I cancelled my account in April when I moved and you won’t stop charging me no matter how many times I call and have an operator tell me my account is inactive. Please, stop.

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

We should know the name of the man who shut the door #StopAsianHate

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Had the men watching stepped in I believe it would’ve helped the woman a lot. We need to be the ones leading and doing something to help, not standing by or closing the door on someone. Let’s come together and help each other. #StopAsianHate

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The best thing you can do today is to speak out against violence toward Asians in this country, especially if you yourself are not Asian. Thank you to all who use their platform to spread support and love.

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

I haven’t been on Twitter since February but here I am at 3AM because I can’t sleep. #stopAsianhate

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

Have your white friends told you Mercury is in retrograde yet?

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

I just taught my mom the word dramatic and she agrees that she is #koreanmom

[Couple goals art ‘ @Coupleartlove]

Now do you understand why Republicans suppress Black votes? I hereby declare that the Southern states are not red. They are suppressed.

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

Finding a recipe and having all the ingredients in your kitchen is the most adult feeling in the world.

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

All my clothes are small but I’m not...

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

The holidays always get me thinking...like why do people have kitchen signs in their kitchens?

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

@jdranks 😂😂

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

I can’t believe tie dye has lasted as long as coronavirus.

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

Putting on a bra for the first time since Tuesday, so I can be ready to jump up and down.

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

Imagine if @HillaryClinton acted this way.

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

I wish I could watch the reaction of my 20 something self being told that one day you’ll spend Saturday night Halloween at home with quinoa.

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

@hm retuned a dress to your store. Never got my money back and now an online representative says they didn’t get the item back even though I have a receipt showing I returned it. You really gonna just take 50 bucks from me H&M?

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

Trying to think about who he looks like and then the fly reminded me he’s a zombie. #VPdebate

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

I bet Trump will deny there was a fly on his head. #denythefly #VPDebate

[Michelle Thorn @Michelleathorn]

Don’t worry, Trump supporters were never afraid of Covid and that’s why we’re here.