Michelle Riley❣

MA✨URI'21~Phi Sig

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i took a week off work and learned two things:

1. i thrive in a life of leisure.
2. i cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

dragging my stupid fucking winter coat out of storage for the 5th time this year

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Sir, a third Cooler Cup has hit the concession stands.

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

the wrong actor from home alone 2 died today

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I have noticed that they don't say "thoughts and prayers" when it's someone they care about.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[current taker @Krys__tiana]

wrong. nothing beats a jet2 holiday

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Excellent job of maintaining continuity by picking another Pope who personally hates JD Vance

[Itty Bitty 🩷🇵🇦 @_PetiteTing]

No job should be able to look thru my social media to say I’m unprofessional ever again.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Crazy right?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

This must be so cool if you’re a fucking idiot

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Don’t ever put Patrick Mahomes in the same breath as Tom Brady. I never wanna hear that again. Some of the takes the last couple weeks were blasphemous.

[AB @AB84]

Harrison Butker directing his wife to the kitchen…

[Jennifer Killa Dilla @HauntedJennifer]

Stop honking, I’m trying to finish my Wordle

[Sara Marshall @smarshxo]

The community note we love

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Only in America do we ban TikTok before AR-15s.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

hug your cats today