Jennifer Killa Dilla

Haunted.

[Jennifer Killa Dilla @HauntedJennifer]

Please excuse me while I mentally checkout 🎀

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Don't you dare talk to your mother that way while the McRib is back

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Hot dogs as a lifestyle

[Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki]

It takes an immense amount of work to only be this annoying. I cannot be any less

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Cap'n Crunch could do a better job with the Iran War than whatever Hegseth is doing.

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

I’m in the group that believes this all started at the Super Bowl with Bad Bunny, and yes I’m being absolutely serious

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Who do I speak to about that every time I go out somewhere, there are always other people there too?

[erika @yeeeerika]

i just spent a ton of money on a new hobby. i am four unfinished projects in a trench coat. i am cultured and curious. i am adhd

[Jenny Doesnt Know @HighlyIngenious]

Pace pace pace
Dance dance dance
*repeats all day*

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Today I am thankful for good hair days

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

- Not today, Satan
- No worries, babe
- Ok, you hang up first
- No, you hang up first

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Sometimes I’m normal and sometimes I worry that Bill Burr is the human manifestation of my intrusive thoughts

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

I’m from the rural South. My pronouns are Hee/Haw.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Wine is the gateway drug to happiness.

[KoKeni Snap'sSquatch @KoKeniSaskqatch]

Welcome to Twitter where the bar is set so low it's a tripping hazard in Hell.

[krista @kristabellerina]

I’m hungry but not eat the salad I bought for lunch hungry.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

My DMs are open but only for your favorite Thanksgiving recipe

[Jennifer Killa Dilla @HauntedJennifer]

@kt_lovesmovies Those tempura bananas 😋

[“mary” so scary @maryjsayswhat]

underestimated the pressure of managing a fantasy football team

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

"Loser" *as I down my 8th energy drink*

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

No one at the interfaith banquet is impressed by my Interpretive Dance for Unity campaign