Michels for New York

I'm in business and I'm running for Governor of a state.

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[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

Well Wisconesin, it's been real, it's been fun but can't say it's been real fun. Pretty good state. Nice place to visit, don't know if I'd want to live there more than 183 days a year. Guess I'm just in that #EmpireStateOfMind.

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

These almost out me to sleep seeing them again. Campaign Finance Reform, sooo boring. You know, let's just all have a good time.😉

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

I'll be voting for @Tony4WI today because I'm pretty sure it's illegal to vote for yourself.

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

@AdamRifeReports @michelsforgov Great song, perfect choice.

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

I don't get this, what's Kohls?

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

I'm getting a bit T.O'd over the residency issue. Do you people know how hard it is to choose between an $8 million penthouse in Manhattan, a $17 million waterfront house in CT, and a $5 million property in Wisconsen? #WalkInSomeoneElsesShoes

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

Very true. You can form a company in literally minutes and name anyone CEO and use it for more of a "ceremonial" purpose.

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

Make sure to bring your ID to vote in Wisconsin, I'm all set!

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

@ScottWalker @AmericanAir Why aren't you flying private?

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

I'm going to open myself up here and make myself vulnerable but I don't care anymore. Where are you SKW? We used to be such a great team and now you won't return my calls? It feels like you're pushing me away. What do you want? Because I want all of this, forever.

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

I've been very successful in business, in fact a lot of people have told me I was "born into it". But politics has been my real passion since I've tried to get into it for 24 years. Now reminiscing about some old ads has me thinking maybe Hollywood is calling next 🎥⭐ 😎

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

Listen folks, it's simple, I want the government out of our lives*

*Unless it's tracking and eavesdropping on your phones, personal health decisions, reading your emails, and oh yeah eminent domain, love that one.

https://t.co/OpGaONKA1L

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

The only question I have is when does the Brooks Brothers endorsement come in?

[Michelle Baik @michellebaik]

Endorsements gained by @michelsforgov: Wis. Fraternal Order of Police, Wis. Troopers Association, Milwaukee Police Association.

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

I'm a businessman, it's all I know. Which is why I'm going to run the government like my business. The first step is to get a lot of government contracts.

Wait a minute...

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

I just paid $800 for a bottle of 1961 Beaulieu private reserve. I'd usually complain about inflation here but I think that might be a fair price. #CarryOn

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

Let me be clear: I'm NOT a coastal elite. Do people realize my house isn't even in the Top 20 for size on Long Island Sound? And before the gymnasium, solarium and second guesthouse I wasn't even in the Top 50.

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

Once again Ron Johnson putting 6 years of work into 1 week. That kind of determination takes #grit.

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

My driver took me through a neighborhood the other day and I saw one of my signs torn and knocked over. Drove through a couple days later and it's still down. I don't want to call Wisconsinians lazy again but that would never fly in Greenwich.

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

Getting down to the wire. Everyone around here keeps telling me to go to Haunchyville. Maybe to campaign? I can't seem to find it on a map anywhere, can someone help me out?

[Michels for New York @MichelsForNY]

People keep sending me these and normally this would make me irate but:

1) Still don't know what a carpetbagger is
2) These are actually good ideas for outfits around here
3) that suit is 🔥🔥