Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.
ADHD + anxiety is fun because in a high-pressure situation you have two possible outcomes:
1) thoroughly kick all of the ass OR
2) *bzzt* —SYSTEM ERROR— *beeeeep* —SHUTTING *kkt* D-D-DOooowwnn…
The catch is that you don’t get to pick.
My finished shot from this morning's total lunar eclipse. This image was captured by using two telescopes, one to capture intricate detail on the lunar surface, and one to capture the rich tones cast by Earth's shadow across the disc. Go ahead, zoom in on it!
Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia
I get it @SMcHits, peeing in the shower is *technically* conserving water. But can you please stop doing it in the locker room showers? We all gotta use those, man! #ISFLsim#SHLhockey
Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.