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[Skip @Michiganonymous]

Fuck this, I’m done. Hashtags so I can get paid one more time. #ISFLsim #SHLhockey

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

🚨 VANDERBILT STILL HAS MORE WINS THAT TEXAS A&M 🚨

[Skip @Michiganonymous]

Being an insufferable douche with his head so far up his own ass he can taste hair is not OK either, and yet for some reason here you are.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To be more precise, accounts doing parody impersonations. Basically, tricking people is not ok.

[Skip @Michiganonymous]

Found another person who doesn’t know what “parody” is.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To be more precise, accounts doing parody impersonations. Basically, tricking people is not ok.

[Skip @Michiganonymous]

“Am I just a gullible dumbass?”

“…no, it’s the parody accounts that are wrong!”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To be more precise, accounts doing parody impersonations. Basically, tricking people is not ok.

[Jonas @jonastyle_]

@elonmusk

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The “joy to have in class, has difficulty turning in assignments” to “why are all these ADHD memes so relatable?” pipeline.

[Skip @Michiganonymous]

6 cups of coffee basically counts, right? #ISFLsim #SHLhockey

[Leek Mai-Heinous (ISFL) @LMH_ISFL]

drink water #ISFLsim

[Skip @Michiganonymous]

Same, plus #ISFLsim

[Agent Tesla @SimulationTesla]

This is a meaningless post on a dying platform, but I need the fictional funds. Hope you all have a better day. #PBEsim #SHLhockey

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.

[Skip @Michiganonymous]

ADHD + anxiety is fun because in a high-pressure situation you have two possible outcomes:

1) thoroughly kick all of the ass OR
2) *bzzt* —SYSTEM ERROR— *beeeeep* —SHUTTING *kkt* D-D-DOooowwnn…

The catch is that you don’t get to pick.

[Skip @Michiganonymous]

@highstickking @JayONeilSHL Glad I’m not the only one who’s feeling…ambivalent. At best.

Love #ISFLsim and #SHLhockey though.

[JayONeilSHL @JayONeilSHL]

We need to get off this damn platform #shlhockey

[Skip @Michiganonymous]

I ain’t going to be paying real dollars to keep earning pretend ones, I can tell you that. #ISFLsim #SHLhockey

[Kezia MacKenzie 🏒🏒 @KeziaMackenzie]

What’s gonna happen if Elon puts twitter behind a paywall 💀 #shlhockey

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

My finished shot from this morning's total lunar eclipse. This image was captured by using two telescopes, one to capture intricate detail on the lunar surface, and one to capture the rich tones cast by Earth's shadow across the disc. Go ahead, zoom in on it!

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia

[Skip @Michiganonymous]

I get it @SMcHits, peeing in the shower is *technically* conserving water. But can you please stop doing it in the locker room showers? We all gotta use those, man! #ISFLsim #SHLhockey

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.