Sassenach

Maybe some day after all the pressure, I'll turn into a diamond

[Masechaba C Kobola @mckobola]

Rent. Petrol hike. Talking stages. Electricity hike. 8 liters a day. Ashwaganda. Supplements. Vitamins. Degree. KPIs. 10 000 steps a day. Exercise. Tax free savings. Retirement annuity. Smell good. Therapy. Heal your inner child. Madlanga commission. March and March. Blended families. Baby mama/daddy drama. Levies. Laundry. Kids. Text back. Lunchboxes. Living on a budget. Car insurance. Being a wife. Mom. Dinner preps. Hobbies. Staying in touch with your loved ones. Weekend = saturday only. Church. One book a month. Applying sunscreen. Probiotics. School fees. Kegel exercises. Praying. Meditating. Balanced diet. Vacations. Tax. Interest rates. View once salary. 8 hours of rest. Saxophone is getting louder. Payflex. Pay just now. Living beyond our means. Networking. Multiple streams of income. Travel. Fasting. Build your investment portfolio. Unemployment. Kind regards.

😭👍🏽

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Because no amount of "I love you" can erase the fact that you looked at my worth,weighed it against your urge and picked the urge. Cheating isn’t a mistake,it’s a decision. A deliberate, selfish act made while knowing exactly who it would hurt.

[KenzyGal I guess @keneuoe_]

Ekare nka be le ke na le SUV, Masters, 500k e senang mabaka, molekane and no fucks to give.

[Mamo M. @BigMamo_]

Hi. The word "Ja pere" stems from Basotho calling themselves "Ma Jaha Père" which translates to People who race horses, Horses are part of our culture, through the racing sport and wars, but also through a mode of transport that was used way before civilization of cars. The word became derogatory simply because of the cadence of the vocal pronunciation, when I say it in real life it feels like I'm saying "Maja Père" meaning "horse eaters". We don't eat horse meat. Horses are valuable pets in our Country, Regal Authoritarian Pets. It's ridiculous that this has followed us throughout the years.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

How to deal with someone who is committed to misunderstanding you:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If I’m being completely honest, half the things I went through were because of me, my lack of discipline, ignoring my gut feelings, my inability to set boundaries, say NO when necessary, and my poor decision-making.

[Nanilezy @_BigMadam_]

I don’t take it for granted that I was raised by a mother who likes me.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

1. ChatGPT = solve any problem
2. PicWish = remove backgrounds
3. Descript = edit podcasts
4. Perplexity = research anything
5. ElevenLabs = clone voices
6. Gamma = design documents
7. Suno = compose music
8. Runway = edit videos
9. Canva = design graphics
10. RecCloud = summarize YouTube
11. Grammarly = perfect writing

Save this, it might come in handy.

[Lepara @Lepara0]

Bontle Modiselle explains why she doesn't mind being a breadwinner in her relationship.

[Khensani 🎀 @Khensi_20]

In South Africa when you lend someone money, you have to explain to them why you need it back

[Gentle Chaos💋🦋 @Jojooo1312]

A well paying job🕯
A good employer🕯
A stable life🕯
A job that can not only pay my bills but one that I can be contented with🕯

[N. @naledisibisi]

There’s a war on quiet dining. Restaurants are under attack. Everywhere is just a club with cutlery

I came to eat pasta not scream “WHAT?” for 2 hours. Or am I just in my 30s?

[LLSaladBae @smoicles]

Leave maximisation for 2026 falls between 25 April and 3 May. Be off for 9 days and use 3 annual leave days 🫶🏾

[Rapelang Radebe @ntateRaps]

@Maseru_Bridge @1945hrs some have ditched their vehicles, others making a u-turn , while some chose a long walk…#Sabcnews ⁦@TheBMA_SA⁩

[Mumbi 🎀 @mumbi_wathika]

One day, I'll start my own little family with cute little traditions and open displays of affection because I still have so much love to give in this life 🩷.

[Monsieur Ponto @monsieurponto]

How to test if your whiskey or cognac is real or fake.

1. Pour a small amount of the liquor into a clear glass & add cold, clean water slowly (two table spoons) ….. if turns slightly cloudy (louche effect) it’s a good sign, if stays crystal clear it might be fake.

[¥ @LAYSAINTLAURENT]

Having a naturally intimidating aura is so exhausting. people will go to the wildest extremes to humble you or compete with you meanwhile you’re literally just trying to exist.

[ashani the alchemist ☿ @ashanism]

I’m actually 31 and spent the first 24 years of my life fine for the most part until I had a series of traumatic events that made me realize:

1) most ppl are successful in life because they were given the tools to be. most ppl overcome because they were given. the. tools.

[MaHMuD Waziri @Mahmud_wazeeree]

The plan was simple: Finish school, get a job, and get married at 25. but now, I don't understand anything anymore.

[Sassenach @MichyRele]

@ScholarshipfPhd Hi