Mick Keys

Man Utd and Warrington Town FC fan, also Perth Glory, proud ex squaddie, now back in the UK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

Old Trafford bids a fond farewell to an icon. Thank you for everything, @Casemiro 🇧🇷❤️

[TheManWhoFellToEarth @ReturnofColin2]

😂😂😂

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/0VUm9Spo32

[Happy Motorhead @HappyMotorhead]

Funny or Not?

Crikey! 🤠 This "Bush Barbie" ad is a wild ride of Aussie slang and unexpected... roots. 🌱

​Is this the most "Australia" thing you’ve seen today, or does it belong back in the scrub? 🐍🇦🇺

​#BushBarbie #AussieHumor #Straya #OnlyInAustralia #MarketingGold

[MUIP @ManUtdInPidgin]

Like For Guardiola. Retweet for Alex Ferguson

Greatest Manager?

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

🚨NEW: In a last ditch attempt to save their season, Liverpool have dug their pitch at Anfield in order to plant potatoes. That way at least they have something to lift in May.

[The media SOI 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

The British version of Battleships is fucking boring

[Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @goodfoodgal]

This was the moment the climate debate shifted - if only a little.

It was a moment of pure clarity & facts.

Love or hate Alan Jones, he nails it here and it is worth another listen.

[Stuey Beef 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @stuey_beef]

A British soldier served in Northern Ireland. Risked his life. Followed orders. Came home.

He is now in his 70s.

Keir Starmer’s Government has decided he deserves to spend his final years in court.

The IRA got the Good Friday Agreement.
The veterans got Keir Starmer.

Remember that next time he talks about “values.”

[ExWren @VoWalesWren]

44 years ago today, during the Falklands War, my husband stood on the front line defending our British flag in the South Atlantic.

This is him on the left, captured in this moment after the battle, hands on his head, taken as a prisoner of war. He fought with courage alongside his comrades in the bitter cold and harsh conditions, doing what so many young British servicemen did, answering the call to protect British sovereignty. Until ordered to lay down arms by the Governor Rex Hunt!

Today we remember the bravery of all who served in the Falklands. The ones who came home, the ones who didn’t, and the families who waited and worried. 🫡🇬🇧

To my husband - I’m so proud of the man you were then, and the man you are now. Thank you for your service. 🫡❤️🇬🇧

It makes me furious to watch spineless traitors like Keir Starmer eagerly handing over our sovereign lands at every opportunity and betraying everything people like my husband and his comrades fought, bled and suffered for 🤬🇬🇧
#FalklandsWar #NP8901 #LestWeForget ❤️#BritishArmedForces

[Mor Edge Insight @MorEdge_Insight]

Listening to the old Australian was probably the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. And he’s absolutely right. But his way with words is simply priceless 🤣🤣🤣

You simply have to watch this.
He destroys these leftist green freaks😂

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

🚨 The greatest ever explanation of why Net Zero is bollocks (technical term)

No one explains it better than an Aussie.

And it’s glorious 💣

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Marriage tips to live by🥰🤪🤣🤣🤣

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

Here’s what you could’ve won 😂😂😂

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Millwall Tina🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧🩵 @millwall_tina]

So, enter a football ground without a ticket is now a criminal offence.
Enter the UK with no documents and they put you up in hotel feed and clothe you!

[Cafe Locked Out @cafelockedout]

GOLD

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Whilst the missus was out I started watching Spurs. Then she suddenly turned up out of the blue...

I quickly put some porn on the TV and pulled my trousers down to avoid any embarrassment!

[Ami Kozak @amiKozak]

🚨LEAKED AUDIO from Epic Fury! I don’t think anyone realizes just how miraculous this was 🇺🇸🇮🇱🤝