Michael Olson

Follow #Husker football, all things staphylococci. Social/Racial justice student. I tweet myself.

[Michael Olson @MicroMolson]

So the humblebrag has become a mainstream term. I am here to introduce it's companion term "the comproast".

Were I compliment you but at the same time roast you.

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Kieth Hernandez

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

Name the first basemen on your favorite MLB team when you were seven years old…

I’ll start: Don Mattingly

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@RevNFidel @timgill924 As far as I can tell, nobody knows exactly what they’re sippin’ on those hydration breaks.

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@timgill924 Likely to drown if tried to swim.

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The ‘fer Five.

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

Michigan just won a national championship in men’s basketball with…

-ZERO starters who enrolled at Michigan as freshman (all transfers)

-A starting lineup with the average age of 22

-A starter who is 25 years old

Go Blue!! 😂

Nice job, everyone!!🤮

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@Zigmanfreud The ‘Fer Five.

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@swmckewonOWH I refuse to vote.

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@HuskGuys Cars IN earth.

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@TweetsbyCoachP Jr high sports selects athletes. Top athletes specialize later and create gaps. Game isn’t played as pickup/recreation and there is no one left who might have had an opportunity to fill the gap to recover.

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@IanCopeland5 @MrPitbull07 This is why I have an issue with many cancerfund raisers. That hype donations will help in the race for a cure or end cancer…. They are slightly misleading in the expected goal/end result.

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Finished our basement and included shuffleboard table that I built.

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@BarstoolHusker Season corn pics only please.

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@_willcompton Explain the Jameis part. (In character)

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@dirkchatelain We should do that long pass play again.

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@timgill924 “High profile academics”. Why isn’t this voting block not mentioned more frequently!?!?!

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@timgill924 Sleep token is solid. That are sorta a modern remix/take on Disturbed. Jumps super hard from mellow to hard. Overall I liked it. Chimes, Atlanta trap beats and rage.

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@DocTalkSports It is their throw for the year. Focal point.

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@timgill924 You know. Rip that shirt off a deliver some content to the lecture hall.

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@esjesjesj New character + crazy.

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@esjesjesj Johnny Depp.

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@wayneriekhof As long as there is a ‘jump to recipe’ button so I can ignore those back stories too!