The Middle-Raged Dad

Grumpy old man trapped in a middle-aged man's body. Husband, father to two boys, and above all else a Stockport County fan

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@TPEassist Can we travel via York?

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I wouldn't say I'm tall, dark and geeky-looking, necessarily, but my Patronus Charm is @richardosman

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Surely it's only a matter of time before someone plays 'Win the Ads' at the end of 'Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway' and gambles the holiday and car they've just won because they really want the toilet roll?

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#220 - Another Blog In The Wall.

On Tuesday, I attended Parents' Evening at school..... all by myself.

https://t.co/JLOtjhWbs4

#school #teachers #parentsevening

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#219 - Bloggy Irritating

After a few weeks break from blogging, I'm back! Ok, it's a little rushed, and not as long as I would like (not the first time I've said that), but I hope you like it.

https://t.co/advxu71e5z

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#213 - Spaghetti Blognese
This week, Ollie's class at school created their own Italian Cafe....
https://t.co/spCQ0iCXOm

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#211 - Noblog Laureate
I've gone all high-brow (sort of) this week. A famous poem remastered, anyone?...
https://t.co/xEniygNr8X

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#209 - Usain Blog
The bizarre phenomenon that is the school sports day
https://t.co/HPCwgrMh1u

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#208 - Billy Blog Hat
Children's books - now and then....
https://t.co/KfgrwG4HJZ
#books #children #school #reading

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Well, I guess now we finally know the answer to the age-old question, 'What if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles became hookers?'....

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#207 - Blogtooth
My car's phone system allows me to respond to text messages - only, it's American....
https://t.co/yvwVTCqpGR
@forduk #car
#bluetooth

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#206 - Blog Pudding
A weekend in York, with an unlimited breakfast.....
https://t.co/DrKEV0o3UO
@premierinn #york #breakfast

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#205 - Blog of the Dump
Isaac's 5th birthday party, and our encounter with pure evil*
*not Isaac, for once.
https://t.co/EqLiEbhEqV

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#204 - The Blog and White Army
Ok, this week's entry is (sort of) about football, but don't let that put you off....
https://t.co/5ylwRnG4bg
#football #stockportcounty #promotion

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#203 - Blogs Bunny

On Easter Sunday, we decided to have a 'nice family day out', completely forgetting that our family are incapable of nice days out. Here is what happened....

https://t.co/9LmAPj30S5

#easter #tattonpark #tattonhall

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#202 - Don't Blog Back In Anger
I'm starting to worry that perhaps my anger issues are getting out of hand....
https://t.co/njYAgvfWaD

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#201 - I'm Kind of a Blog Deal

I have never met anyone really famous, but plan to do so by the time I turn 40 next February. Here's a list of the 'celebrities' I have met in the last 39 years....

https://t.co/a0YH17GgU6

#famous #celebrities

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#200 - My Blogcentennial

My 200th blog entry.

It's in the form of a poem, and has fewer than 1,000 words, so I'd love you all to have a read. Like I tell the wife, 'it won't take long, and you might even enjoy it'.

https://t.co/WvYyLTt6YJ

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#199 - Unblogievable
My recent dealings with my (now former) car insurers...
https://t.co/PgbvnQWz9y