Kinda bi for a white guy

He/Him, 32, NSFW account of a burned-out artist who does kinky shit for fun instead of money. Don’t think too hard about the dumb jokes I make. Minors DNI

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

I animated a thing

[Renaissance Rebel @TheRenRebel]

NEVER LET THEM MAKE YOU WEAR PANTS 🗣️

[Cleo @chonchosworld]

pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death 🤍

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

@TheSmuttyRogue Aw man. Pegust is over?

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

My brain could just let me dream about sex like everyone else for once but nooooo I get to be scolded for firearm usage defending an innocent crab.

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

Had a dream where I saw a small octopus with a regular-sized flock bullying a small crab. I got mad and picked up the flock, shot the octopus and then shot my AR just to prove a point about the sound.

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

Then I felt extremely ashamed because I did it in the middle of church and could’ve scared everyone. My bishop and his priests held an intervention wherein they pointed at the bullet lodged in the frame of my rifle and made me confess what happened.

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

@wickedalucard @AtlanteaYanying And her journey to avenge you will make a fantastic movie

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

@lunatheri Again?

[IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen]

Despite video evidence of him destroying a Flock camera an Ohio grand jury declined to indict Cody Morelock in a rare legal phenomenon known as Jury Nullification.

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

@lunatheri Somehow the joke OCs always end up being the most invested in lmao

[Wefifi 🔞 @wefifi_art]

for @CyanCapsule 🍑

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

My phone is like “Murder on the Orient Express.”

I gotta be a detective and figure out which app is secretly mining my data and draining my battery. The plot twist is that they all are.

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

I have a super soft spot for girls like this plus being redhead

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

@peta @MELobsterFest >Ignored until they do something drastic or show tiddy
>protests for their own humiliation because any attention is good attention
>Social media engagement that thrives on degradation

Guys I think PETA might have daddy issues.

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

Catgirl maid who’s really into you but she also has a cat’s tongue so every time she goes down it’s like sandpaper.

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

@mango_away From the pattern on the floor and the red curtain I can only assume the “horrible secrets” are just unsettling greyscale footage, incoherent whooshing noises, and a very confused neurodivergent FBI Agent.

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

It’s refreshing to see people who know that real masochism is about stimulation and sensory-seeking and not just slapping and whipping.

[Kinda bi for a white guy @MidgePerverted]

@KelTecOfficial …but why?