Midget Facts

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[Midget Facts @Midget_Facts]

#Fact: Midgets are blind at birth and must earn the ability to see by completing quests for their village elders.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump believes climate change is a hoax. Donald Trump is an idiot.

[wint @dril]

leave your DRAMA at the door, or i will SHIT myself !!!!

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Floored by what he had just witnessed, Trump became truly inconsolable. "Sonic…? SOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!"

At the age of seven hundred and fifty-six, Sonic the Hedgehog had passed.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(THREAD) The Barr Summary—a very different document from the Mueller Report—is being woefully misread by media. It doesn't import what media is suggesting it does. Lawyers are welcome to comment on this thread as I report the Summary accurately. I hope you'll read on and retweet.

[e pluribus unum, baby @dennisaoconnor]

@SethAbramson WE DO NOT YET KNOW what the Mueller report says.
we know what the guy who got all the Iran-Contra criminals off the hook has said about Mueller's report.

[Midget Facts @Midget_Facts]

@jjabrams SPOILERS!!!!

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking: In the days after Trump fired James Comey, law enforcement officials became so concerned by Trump's behavior that they began investigating whether he had been working on behalf of Russia against American interests, NYT reports. https://t.co/NiDnoTcFUY

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Trump spent two years cutting his own taxes and trying to uninsure 30 million.

He could have got a wall any time with 0 Democratic votes.

He lost the House and is now punishing public servants, veterans, park rangers, cafeteria workers.

Senate Republicans need to end this now.

[Midget Facts @Midget_Facts]

@MikeWatsonToGo @VicBergerIV @Gavin_McInnes @ProudBoysUSA There's no sound effect. That's just his voice.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

jeff sessions is the only confederate monument trump was willing to take down

[Midget Facts @Midget_Facts]

@TimmyBurt3 @jaristmtrs @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Made up complaint.

[Markos Moulitsas kos.bsky.social @markos]

North Dakota tribes need $100K to get tribal IDs to voters, after ND Republicans attempt to disenfranchise them. Daily Kos is raising the money for the effort, and WOAH within the first few minutes we're already at $34,000! Let's finish strong: https://t.co/8IORrRlDYi

[Midget Facts @Midget_Facts]

@dril FRIST

[Midget Facts @Midget_Facts]

@BoobyJargon @BigDogClub @ClaytonDeth @dril Where's your goddamn patience? These have been tough times for midgets

[Midget Facts @Midget_Facts]

@BigDogClub Why does this dog have a Hitler moustache? I find this extremely upsetting and would like an explanation. Please rectify this as soon as possible, thank you.

[Midget Facts @Midget_Facts]

@BoobyJargon @BigDogClub @ClaytonDeth @dril What are you doing here?

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Yes, I think that’s what Mueller is looking at.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

this continues to age perfectly

[John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan]

Donald Trump’s press conference performance in Helsinki rises to & exceeds the threshold of “high crimes & misdemeanors.” It was nothing short of treasonous. Not only were Trump’s comments imbecilic, he is wholly in the pocket of Putin. Republican Patriots: Where are you???