MidlifeDraftee

Just an #oldguy making fun of himself for #gettingold in @youtube videos while trying to avoid a #midlifecrisis ... oops, too late!

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If you live in the US, they will find you no matter where you hide! They they are relentless! 😃

Stay safe my midlife friends ... stay safe!

#aarp @aarp #midlifedraftee #over40 #Over50 #over50andfabulous #midlifecrisis #middleaged

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@Super70sSports Looks like Dave Foley from Kids in the Hall

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@FTFonFS1 @getnickwright Maybe just report what happened but keep your uninformed opinion to yourself ya KC BJ specialist

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@kenzezt Get bent with this fake as video. Hey man, come in and pretend you have no idea what's going on. GTFO herr

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@TheHerd @colincowherd This ding dong knows about soccer as much as I do and I don't know shit. Stay in your lane moron. BTW, my knowledgeable opinion, no red card, maybe yellow.

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@dom_lucre Really? Captain America gets denied by The Man with the Yellow Hat? That's curious.

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@iAnonPatriot Why is he going to Bass Pro shop? They don't sell tampons at Bass Pro.

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@RNCResearch Haha, had the video on mute at first an then unmuted to hear it. That southern draw really threw me off.

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@bradwphoto He came through out little Texas town about a year and a half ago. Had this spot all to myself.

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@4thOfJuly365 Nah, I think these are just regular nerdy girls doing regular nerdy things. I don't see any extreme hair colors or piercings. Carry on ladies, enjoy your fun.

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Hey @AmericanAir what's the deal with the captive audience advertising torture on every flight? What a horrible passenger experience.

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@RapidResponse47 @RepBonnie She should calm down. If she angrily hits the wrong syllable with to much emphasis, her dentures are going to flop right out of her mouth onto the table.

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@Robotbeat Quick! Somebody call the Pope, she's got a valid point. I had a petition in the works to name that exact random spot that 8 billion will never set foot on and they just went and named it without us. I AM JUSTIFIABLY ENRAGED!

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@EricLDaugh Why is everyone so upset about what some random guy in a robe and a beanie who renamed himself from Bob to Leo says about anything?

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@MaximusLives @EricLDaugh @freedomcaucus If you're talking about Brandon Gill, he is not a Senator, he is a House Representative.

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@bennyjohnson Why do they keep giving this penis with ears facetime?

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@SimpPolice911 Him: You've got water right?
Her: Yea, but it's cold
Him: You got a stove right?
Her: Yea
Him: There ya go.

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@WarClandestine Oh look, bird hands! Why is it always bird hands?

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@1Boopinbetty @AmericaPapaBear I'm not as well versed as some but I'm pretty sure screaming at the "Homos" on the sidewalk about going to hell isn't the way to get them to repent of their sin or look to Jesus. My issue isn’t whether he has that right, which he does. My issue is should he in that manner?

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@GuntherEagleman Their whole argument about needing passports and birth certificates is moronic? Driver's license or state ID is all you need. If you can't figure out how to get one of those, you probably shouldn't vote anyway.