Midnight Oracle

Games Indsty Artist. Anti-Communist. Seer of the future.
Reading murder books and tryin' to stay hip.

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@FarmerZ69 @RealAlexJones That image is so wrong...

You have to put them in feet-first.

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@cb_doge It does what is advertised. I'm pretty happy with it.

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@MrAndyNgo @PortlandGov Fuck off, Portland

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@andrewilliamsus He was so fucking eloquent, and really had open eyes.

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@DefiantLs This would look pretty familiar if he had a squared off mustache.

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When I was in Sweden, talking with Paradox, the guy they put in charge of White Wolf (Vampire the Masquerade) told me "the 90's edgy stuff is over, it's not cool". I winced at his blindness.

I then I watched him turn it into bland, tasteless gruel, before he was himself fired for some microaggression. Woke even eats their own champions, and leaves us all worse off for it.

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@RobSchneider @GregAbbott_TX He's a globalist. Haven't you noticed?

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@not__vee It's Christopher Walken, from The Dead Zone. That's NOT a sex bot, it's just going to state at you while you sleep, then tell you that your child is going to die in a house fire.

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@reallygraceful I'd rather believe he was brainwashed with a mind control ray, than believe he duped us. I'm waiting, but it's just looking like we ordered the turkey dinner and got a country jail turkey sandwich.

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@jimmy_dore @SpeakerJohnson @RepThomasMassie It gets a little bit exhausting to keep wearing the sunglasses, but once you put them on...

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@laralogan Yes, and they should also explain to those children that jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams or leave nano-thermite residue. Or, maybe we can skip traumatizing kids with the last words of a doomed woman until they get a bit older.

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@RealAlexJones Woodchipper. Feet first.

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@libsoftiktok It's not a bug. It's a feature.

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@MyLordBebo This is going to get so good, really soon.

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@bear_ing And while you're there, robbers... ehem:
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@bear_ing Someone my partner works with does this. They're a ginger, but also profoundly lazy and inept at work, so I'm 50% sure they don't deserve to be leeching off the government for handouts.

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Seems accurate based on internet images coming out of the UK.

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Yeah that about sums it up.

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@elonmusk Useless outside metro areas, and the above statistics might be because everyone's hurting financially, especially outside metro areas.

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You are in a Johnny Cab *Rolls eyes*

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