Make his finest asset yours
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@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26
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If I see one more promotional e-mail or social post that mentions a "sneak PEAK" instead of P-E-E-K...man I'm gonna continue to be annoyed & do nothing about it except complain to nobody on Twitter! #spellingisdead#spellcheckruinslifes (misspelled lives on purpose obvy)
Dad: We need Finny to protect all our Chinese food from like the Hamburglar stealing it in the middle of the night.
Me: Why would the HAMBURGler steal Chinese food?
Dad: Cuz he's a nasty sonofabitch that's why!
*everyone bursts out laughing*
How can you make a difference this Int'l Women's Day? Donate!
Visit my fundraising page link https://t.co/HAM7AnslHK to give what you can towards the goal! Your contribution will help with endo & pelvic pain research that's very much needed! #IWD2022
Overheard in my apartment hallway the other night...
Drunk Guy: "Come on back inside"
Drunk Girl: "But, no, I have to go with them, I haven't seen the dog pee yet!"
Me (mentally):
Also the Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew from Starbucks *MIGHT* be better than the PSL... they're both amazing; just different! I love 'em equally! #PSL#coffeeaddict
Finally got that Fall feeling after a glorious day of apple picking, walking through a corn maze, and picking out some pumpkins!! #Fall#Autumnvibes#applepicking
Just finished the series finale of @BuffyTVS (after watching the whole series for the first time ever--yeah yeah I know I'm like 20 years late to the game) and I think it's gonna be one of my rotational shows I watch again and again!! ๐ง๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ฑโโ๏ธ
Alright, I know it's summer and I know people want to have fun, but lighting off fireworks on a MONDAY night at 1:30 IN THE MORNING is a bit much mmmkay?! My dog is distraught ffs! #inappropriate#fireworks#stfu#old
Time for a little #MondayMotivation and self affirmation! Chronic illnesses can be all consuming sometimes but they don't define who you are.
They are one of the things you have to manage while being a diverse & amazing person! #reminder