Bears J. Trump

Make the Chicago Bears Great Again!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Caleb Wilson is UNBELIEVABLE! His paint presence, his DEFENSE - SPECTACULAR! Yes, it's the Bucks, who may end up being WORSE than us, but we'll TAKE IT! Develop this kid FAST, because he'll have to put the ENTIRE TEAM on his BACK just to SNIFF the play-in! A FUTURE SUPERSTAR!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

@minnylogic Bears FC does NOT CLAIM BearsEmpire! A TOTAL MANIAC with an ego bigger than his BOTTED follower count on Instagram! Constantly SPEWING NONSENSE, and absolutely NO CLASS! Why talk to RETARDED FANS when you can talk to ME, the OWNER of the Bears??? BearsEmpire, YOU'RE FIRED!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

@firstroundmock Dick-sucking Daniel, it's OK to admit you were WRONG! Superman Caleb is making you look VERY FOOLISH! Instead of doubling down, try something you've clearly never done before - ADMIT DEFEAT! Even the JETS knew when to move on! Maybe you should too! SAD! President BJT

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Dick-sucking Daniel Kelly is DONE! His SUPERMAN Caleb Williams narrative has been FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET! Now he's grasping at STRAWS instead of admitting he was WRONG! REAL MEN admit mistakes! Even the NEW YORK JETS moved on from him as a scout! THE JETS! Can you imagine???

[FIRST ROUND MOCK @firstroundmock]

Caleb Williams decision-making at the end of these last two close games has been bad. He’s been flirting with finding a way to lose.

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[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Bears WIN, AGAIN! Is anyone surprised? NOT ME! I knew it, ALL ALONG! A great game by Caleb and the offense! CAIRO SANTOS SHOULD STILL BE CUT, TOMORROW! ONTO SEATTLE! GOOD NIGHT, CHICAGO!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Cole Kmet is a TRUE Chicagoan, and a TRUMP supporter, through and through! I have ZERO DOUBT that he will be back, BETTER than ever! Speedy recovery, Cole!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

GET NOODLE LEG CAIRO SANTOS OFF MY TEAM!!! NOW, NOW NOW NOW! I’VE HAD ENOUGH WITH HIM, MISSING KICKS FROM 50+, AND NOT BEING ABLE TO KICK PAST THE 35 YARD LINE! HE CANNOT ENTER HALAS HALL TOMORROW, CUT HIM NOW!!!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

An abysmal response by the defense, by ALLOWING the Patriots to STICK IT INSIDE THEM, just methodically driving down the field, with NO ISSUES whatsoever! It looks like the offense NEEDS to keep scoring, otherwise we are DOOMED!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

A BEAUTIFUL drive to start the 2nd half! Colston Loveland, who is WAY BETTER than Sam LaPorta, finds the endzone, AGAIN! Now, let’s see if Dopey Dennis Allen followed PRESIDENTIAL ORDERS, and BENCHED Joyless Jaylon Johnson!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Joyless Jaylon Johnson, ONCE AGAIN, showing ZERO interest in the task at hand! I’ve never seen a player have a bigger fall from GRACE than him. I will make some calls, and MOVE HIM at the TRADE DEADLINE! GOODBYE!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

DOPEY DENNIS ALLEN’S DEFENSE COMPLETELY FALLS ASLEEP! AND THE PATRIOTS TAKE A SCREEN ALL THE WAY TO END THE HALF! SUCH A GOOD FIRST HALF, JUST FOR IT TO ALL BE WASTED ON THAT PLAY! WE GET THE BALL TO START THE SECOND HALF, YOU BETTER SCORE! OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

LUTHER BURDEN, AGAIN! He takes a SCREEN to the house! Remarkable speed, remarkable moves! We’re going into halftime with a TWO POSSESSION lead, AND the BALL to start the half! FINISH THE DEAL!! DON’T LET UP!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

D’Marco Jackson, who is WAY BETTER than TJ Edwards, just PICKED OFF DRAKE MAYE! An amazing, ACROBATIC play by the kid! WAY TO GO! TJ Edwards should STAY INJURED for the REST OF THE YEAR!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Joyless Jaylon Johnson CONTINUES to suck the LIFE and JOY out of Bears fans alike! How do you get JUKED by DRAKE MAYE, who has the mobility of a Ford F-250??? PATHETIC!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

RIDICULOUS ROME ODUNZE, NOT ONLY DO YOU CAUSE A BLATANT OFFENSIVE PASS INTERFERENCE, BUT YOU ALSO BOBBLE, AND DROP ANOTHER PASS IN THE PROCESS! IF YOU’RE GOING TO COMMIT A PENALTY, AT LEAST CATCH THE BALL! I’VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Did we just see, a JOE THUNEY HANDOFF??? I can’t believe it! Brilliant Ben is digging DEEP into his bag of tricks! LET’S SCORE NOW!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Jamree Kromah just got absolutely BLASTED on the double team! Did anyone else see that??? He had NO CHANCE! Welcome to the NFL, kid! It’s a GROWN MANS GAME. If you can’t hack it, GET OUT!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Deandre Swift SCORES - off a BEAUTIFUL BURDEN BOMB! Beautiful drive, and execution! DON’T LET UP NOW! IT’S ONLY THE FIRST QUARTER! FINISH IT!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Another FANTASTIC defensive possession - Drake Maye has NOTHING! I doubt this will stay the same for the entire game, though. I sure hope it does! Let’s score TOUCHDOWNS now! Field goals will NOT win this game! SCORE!!!

[Bears J. Trump @MidwayMogul]

Unfortunately, SUPERMAN Caleb Williams, throws a BEAUTIFUL BALL - THROUGH the hands of KALIF Raymond! We NEED to catch those! At least we are inside the 30 yard line - AKA Cairo Santos range, for points! GET ANOTHER STOP!