Captain Jack 2.0

"Madness and brilliance, it's remarkable how often those two coincide."

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

Attention MAGAs, Trumpkins, Right-Wing nutters, and bigots... You CAN'T stop the Beat!
#BlueWaveIn2028
https://t.co/fgeZ1kGwug

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@MagaBoneYard @memequeenkimmy 🤣🤣🤣

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

Exqueeze me?
His WHAT??

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Russell Brand’s pubic hair is no longer on display at a London museum of curiosities following his conviction and sentencing for rape and sexual assault. (Via Variety)

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One day you're going to look back and wish you'd told more people to go fuck themselves.

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@carolyn_from @gregkellyusa

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@Nguyen_anime3 @FanNia4848 That's too funny!

[punkstar ✯ @urfalling4me]

Old men online responding to AI women

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@SnoTimeNow Yes!

[abortivus @abortivus]

@RossKneeDeep I’m legitimately proud of this one. Kirk fans must’ve mass-reported me because I was hit with a 12-hour timeout. In my appeal, I referred to MAGA as “soft as baby shit”. 90 minutes later, my account was restored. Fuck TPUSA and MAGA.

[Angry Fleas @AngryFleas]

@IFlippedTheChip https://t.co/c1RUZ95j2k

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@IFlippedTheChip @AngryFleas If you're going to lie, at least have the common decency to try making your lies believable...

[TeamPhil @teamphil]

Stop lying. Here's the video of the initial breach. The doors weren't opened calmly by police. The doors were kicked open by rioters.

[Saif @diol2n]

هذا المقطع متداول بشكل كبير بسبب الفضيحه التي حصلت فيه:

أثناء زيارة وزير الدفاع الامريكي بيت هيغسيث وزوجته وعدد من كبار مساعديه لقبر الجندي المجهول في مقبرة أرلينغتون في يوم المحاوبين القدامى، بدأ بعض أفراد المجموعة بالحديث والضحك، وهنا حدث ما لم يتوقعوه:

أوقف أحد جنود حرس الشرف دوريته، واستدار نحوهم وصرخ بصوت حازم مطالبًا الجميع بالتزام الصمت والاحترام!

المثير أن الجندي لم يتردد رغم وجود وزير الدفاع أمامه، والأغرب أن البنتاغون خرج لاحقًا ليؤكد أن الجندي تصرف بشكل صحيح

[Ana Braga🇺🇸🇧🇷 @TheAnaBraga]

I love how Scott Colom came back and put that racist Karen out of a job. 🙌🏽🤣

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@TheAnaBraga @deannar906 Same!💙

[Deanna Maria R @deannar906]

I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate—every small action counts. https://t.co/EdRevOEmRw

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@SistaOfChubbs @Safety @Support @X @Not_Jack_2024 @ChubbsNShooter @TitusMcgee1966 @MrLarsonsFoot @Caddy4Gilmore @SnoClownsBack #Busted

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@SistaOfChubbs @Safety @Support @X @Not_Jack_2024 Your previous and current accounts...
@ChubbsNShooter
@TitusMcgee1966
@MrLarsonsFoot
@Caddy4Gilmore
@SistaofChubbs
@SnoClownsBack

Attention @Safety @Support @X

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

@MigiRaider321 @TheDarkArmada @Argyle_N1nja Of course, unlike the Bible, photographic evidence helps in this case…🙃🫣😱

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@Dumfukdetector Didn't Jim Jones have his youth ministry do the same thing in the 70's?

[Captain Jack 2.0 @MidwestMadman69]

@seankelly63 Nice community note...