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[Mike @MigSastre]

I take one drive through #London and get two (count them) TWO penalty charge notices before I even get out the other side. Talk about drivers being a cash cow.

@MayorofLondon sooner you're gone the better, and you can take your fucking spy cameras with you, you grotty poltroon.

[Mike @MigSastre]

Has Azerbaijan unwittingly just unveiled its latest Eurovision entry?

#f1 #baku #formula1

[Mike @MigSastre]

@TNLUK Tried everything.

[Mike @MigSastre]

Why oh why oh why does your app no longer work?

Why oh why oh why does it sometimes think I've exceeded login attempts (one attempt alone would be nice)?

@TNLUK

[Mike @MigSastre]

How does it keep happening that I underpay tax when my employer takes care of my tax code?

Do you just see me as yet another cash cow to fund Labour's nefarious vanity projects?

I'd be better off on benefits.

@HMRCgovuk @HMRCcustomers

[Mike @MigSastre]

You move your car in London to let a speeding ambulance through and get a fine from Hammersmith & Fulham council telling you you moved in a box.

Next time I'll just sit there and the hand-wringers at @LBHF can tell little Jimmy that grandad croaked in the back of the ambulance.

[Mike @MigSastre]

£35 admin fee for an electronic LETTER just to tell me I moved in a box junction in London? £35?!

@enterprisecares

[Mike @MigSastre]

@MikeTappTweets Go and sort it out then, instead of mouthing off on here.

[Mike @MigSastre]

@OliLondonTV Where can I see this? It looks *checks notes* ... amazing.

[Mike @MigSastre]

@SkySportsNews Ohhh so they were just "testing the water", were they?

Back to the drawing board, worshippers of Mammon.

[Mike @MigSastre]

@DreyfusJames @MikeTappTweets

[Mike @MigSastre]

Ban Argentina from the next World Cup for their revolting behaviour punching Spain players.

You lost. Cry more.

#EspañaArgentina

[Mike @MigSastre]

@BBCSport He only spoke the truth. Respect to him.

[Mike @MigSastre]

@DreyfusJames @daveainsworth63 Saw him at Derby Playhouse in about 1981 when I went on a cub scout trip; he was brilliant! What a legend.

[Mike @MigSastre]

@samx_reels What's he surviving? Lack of complicated homemade lanterns?

[Mike @MigSastre]

@TouchmineX Harmless nutter.

[Mike @MigSastre]

@UberEats Shouty cook tells me not to cook.

Ironic.

[Mike @MigSastre]

@DreyfusJames Sure I heard / read one news outlet saying the toddler "found himself in" like he'd absent-mindedly wandered in through a gate left accidentally open ...

I so hope he'll be okay.

[Mike @MigSastre]

@Cityzen_Jnr @Arsenal

[Mike @MigSastre]

@HasanHussain777 @Arsenal