all mighht(e)

lol commonwealth of smash 💥

[THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ✨ @itszoedadon]

At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

If you’re not tweeting important content like this, I really can’t be bothered to follow you 🤷🏻‍♀️

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

@its_katertots This is such an important PSA 😂

[jo 💖 @jo_bazz]

if the salary is so competitive why won't you tell me what it is? 😌

[Danny Phantom @godfathergoals]

I just feel like if you are consistently apologizing because “ that wasn’t your intention” then maybe you should sit down and figure out how to start moving with intention

[Steve Moore @moorey71]

If you go into cardiac arrest, without a defibrillator, you have a 7% chance of survival. If a defibrillator is on the patient within 3 mins, the chances of survival is over 70%.
Every school, university, workplace, recreational place should have one. They should be everywhere.

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

In case anyone way curious how I am doing - lol I’m currently trying to explain aliens to my dad, who already believes in them

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SOUND CRAZY TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO 100% BELIEVES IN ALIENS

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

but like we will remember the little people don’t worry 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[DEAD ACCOUNT @TheOutlawArtist]

Y’all… me and @MighhtE have some IDEAS!

Well, she’s got ideas, but I’m gonna take partial credit and run with it.

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

Being a redneck means being able to say “Lol OF COURSE Tony Stewart made his own race. That’s SO him”

Like I’ve ever watched a single race in it’s entirety EVER before in my life

[Fibonacci Sequins (brentwaggoner.bsky.social) @brent_waggoner]

I have real doubts that a billionaire can be a Christ-follower in any meaningful way and remain a billionaire.

[Left Flank Veterans @LeftFlankVets]

Thank You For Your Service, Tow King.

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

This schedule is great too because it really leaves open time for a second job 🙃

[anne lam @spicylamchop]

controversial but I’d much rather work a 7-3 than a 9-5

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

working from the toilet - highly effective.

My legs are asleep but damned if I didn’t just cross something off my to do list that I was gonna avoid until next week.

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

my personal favorite character trait is how easily I am attracted to mediocre white men

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

I actively avoid liking a dude’s dating profile pictures that have a dog in them because then he is gonna think I care about him having a dog and like...

I do not care at all.

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

My colleague coordinated a virtual murder mystery for us and assigned roles specifically...

She gave me the old slut - literally my intro asks if anyone wants to join me in my boudoir

Can’t decide if I’m into it or not 😂

[all mighht(e) @MighhtE]

when it comes to genocide and ethnic cleansing, I just realllyyyyt don’t care what international law is being broken, ya know?

Like, maybe just find a way to stop it?