𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬..

“𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱…” ( Sea Fairy Cookie Parody Account )

(LEWD DNI!)

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒪𝒸𝑒𝒶𝓃 𝒾𝓈 ℱ𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇…”

[𝐃𝐮𝐬𝐤𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 @DuskgloomPearl]

// You know, what better way to decide on my next Parody account then to let YOU ALL decide who it is :]

// Voting will happen in the comments with polls on them!

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“You would be right, most mortal people wouldn’t survive trying to fight god-like creatures… But, I almost sense something a little different about you…”

[Sean! (Takeover!) @TheTinyBlueBlur]

“ you mean that IS a concern? I can't compete with people if some have godlike abilities! ”

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“That is definitely a concern…”

[Sean! (Takeover!) @TheTinyBlueBlur]

“ Hm? ”

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“…”

[Sean! (Takeover!) @TheTinyBlueBlur]

“ ... There's a character that's a deer AND a demon... I'm so gonna lose my head... ”

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“There is danger amongst the place, but I’m sure there is possibility of success…”

[Sean! (Takeover!) @TheTinyBlueBlur]

“ Thanks, though judging by the looks... It's gonna be one hell of a time... ”

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“That’s very unfortunate… I do wish you luck, though.”

[Sean! (Takeover!) @TheTinyBlueBlur]

“ Yea, made a dumb bet and now I'm off to get soul contracts with my brother Mugman but since I got sent here, I'm going solo ”

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“. . . 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵-?”

[Sean! (Takeover!) @TheTinyBlueBlur]

“ ... Let's just say I may have made a bet with the devil- ”

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“Soul.. Contracts? Why would a young one such as yourself need such a thing?”

[Sean! (Takeover!) @TheTinyBlueBlur]

“ Why? I just need the soul contracts! ”

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

@ARTFUL_D0DG3R_ // So uh, Plottwist, I write for both of em— :]

//I’m a huge fan of Cuphead soooooo—

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“I do not recommend picking fights out of nowhere. You’ll bite off more than you can chew around here…”

[Sean! (Takeover!) @TheTinyBlueBlur]

“ So... What do I even do here? Can I fight people for their soul contracts? ”

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

#ParodySE

[ Among the crowd, Sea Fairy Cookie watches quietly. So far it’s been getting intense for this “friendly fight”. ]

[𝐃𝐮𝐬𝐤𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 @DuskgloomPearl]

IT’S HERE!!! THE DRIVE IS HERE! /POS (Note, I will update with any extra things I can either make myself or any future content from the game itself releases :] //

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“It appears I’ve missed a lot while being trapped within my curse…”

“The state this place is in, is… in ruins…”

[𝐃𝐮𝐬𝐤𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐒𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 @DuskgloomPearl]

“𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞…? 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲?”

[ BLACK PEARL COOKIE HAS JOINED PARODY TWITTER ]

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

🌊//I hope I’m not too late for #ParodyWoL

[Cuphead! @DoubIedDown]

> Cuphead joins Parody Twitter

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

🌊// What an oddly convent day for me to make my return— #MyXAnniversary

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

“𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧.”

[𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬.. @MightOfTheSea]

🌊// Nah because what even is that account- Like dude none of the squad is laughing, we’re all just fucking concerned with your life decisions to post that cringe- 💀