Daughter John Misty

I am begging you not to make me go viral on here.

Social media. Producer. Stained glass. Comedian.

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

I only wander back onto this website when someone tells me one of my tiktoks ended up here lol

I think yall should enjoy this story too 😎

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

I have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

@NoEscalators 🥰

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

(Once every 2 months I end up in a situation so boring that I log onto the corpse of this website and fire off a little thought)

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

Feeling edgy because I am the most heavily tattooed person in the neurologist’s office today

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

@betsyvswenson I am DESPERATE for the dvd (and then something to play a DVD on...)

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

There should be an Oceans 11 Christmas special

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

Lmao at the idea of Page Six being “embarrassed”

[💫 Ashley 💫 @ashley_smiiith]

@PageSix The fact this isn’t deleted is embarrassing Brooke never said that

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

My biggest piece of hurricane prep advice is that these make the ideal non-depressing canned food to have in your pantry for long power outages

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

Take this as your reminder to not reply to tweets just because they make you mad with their dangerous ideologies or whatever

[Matt Navarra @MattNavarra]

How to Trick Twitter's Algorithm into Boosting Visibility of Your Tweet

Twitter's algorithm ranks...

- Replies to your tweet as worth 27 retweets

- Your replies to another user's reply as worth 75 retweets

So...

Create tweets that generate lots of replies
And
Reply to as many of those replies as possible

Bonus ranking boosts:
- Make the tweet about a topic trending on Twitter
- Do NOT include a link in the tweet
- Add an image to the tweet

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

@racheleklein Wow it’s wild that these are currently being cheaply produced for homegoods

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

God damn it is so fucking embarrassing that this man has a favorite letter

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

@LukeFJensen @Naked_Comedy Good thing the Barbie movie ran them completely ragged for the last month lmao

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

@Naked_Comedy Interesting. Thanks for your insight friend ❤️

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

@Naked_Comedy What about podcasts? (This feels like something you’d know the answer to)

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

@dad_astrologer Ok I get her on my feed too and I’m am FLOORED at how often she is live doing that? Like it’s a full time job currently?

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

I locked my twitter because this is a website that's mainly for freaks now!!

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

@jamieloftusHELP Also the less private the bathroom door is in the room!

[Daughter John Misty @MightyMonika]

@animatedGeoff It’s so funny to see blue check people tweeting praise for hall monitors

[Succession’s Tom Wambsgans out of context @tomwambsgansooc]

tomorrow 🙃