Mija512

Fact: Looking at pretty naked girls cures many life-threatening diseases because something, something science. I'm just here, you know, saving lives.

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@defense_civil25 You people are fucking morons.

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@ZeekArkham And I already know that absolutely nobody will be able to answer any of those questions with even the smallest amount of factual information or decorum.

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@ZeekArkham What happened to lower prices? Why is inflation RISING? What about America First? Why is my Medicaid getting cut? Why is the US Govt paying Elon 8 million dollars a day and giving him a 400 million dollar contract for electric vehicles? Why are the wealthy getting MORE tax cuts?

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Fuck Elon Musk. The US Govt pays him 8 MILLION DOLLARS A FUCKING DAY…yeah let’s get rid of USAID and the CFPB. Yeah let’s just not save laves, maintain our influence abroad and protect the reserve currency. Let’s also get rid of protections from bad banking practices. FUCK YOU.

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@Tractive I need help resolving an issue with my lost pet. The tracker is apparently not working. I haven’t received any help and I’m getting very frustrated so if somebody could please contact me that would be great.

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@dbmagazine @SummitDen What time does the last band play?

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@LTLFest Spent SO MUCH MONEY to see Slayer. They were literally the only reason I came. The lack of communication and updates is SO unprofessional. I get the rain is nobody’s fault but not communicating what’s going on is.

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@Jaylee56469332 Thank you!

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Disturbing new reports surfaced allegations that Trump had private conversations with PM Netanyahu in order to dissuade a ceasefire agreement & influence the presidential elections.

Sign the petition to demand the DOJ investigate these allegations NOW! https://t.co/YLDxoAnPEF

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How do you throw a surprise party for a ninja?

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@some_dude04 That just made my day

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Building my Moms a porch.

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@Rooster3072 That's fucking beautiful

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How to be a great lover Pt. 4

Don't follow a routine that you have in your head. Don't follow a porn script. Don't have any expectations other than to have fun and please your partner.

Ask them what they want.

So what do you think makes a great lover?

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How to be a great lover Pt. 3

NEVER be judgemental. Even unintentional words can mess with somebody's head for the rest of their lives.

Remind them how excited you are to be fucking them. It's a privilege and an honor. SAY IT. Often.