Kol.

I'm not perfect, I'm Original.

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

Greetings from the dead. Literally.

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

Enjoy the silence.

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

Yes, @ZealousMagic, I hear ya.

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

And you're still here because...? @ZealousMagic

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

Cute. @ZealousMagic

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

I'm fine, @ZealousMagic. I promise.

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

Why not, @ZealousMagic?

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

••He rolls his eyes again, a sigh escaping from parted brims•• I love you, @ZealousMagic....

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

Hear what, @ZealousMagic?

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

I have no idea what you're talking about, @ZealousMagic...

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

[[Directs @ZealousMagic's attention to my DMs.]] They're always open, sweetheart.

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

[[Shoves @ZealousMagic away before taking my leave.]]

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

~ little problem? |[@ZealousMagic]|

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

~ where the bat comes in. [[He arches a brow, tilting his head to one side.]] Or are you, @ZealousMagic, offering to help me out with this ~

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

You already kissed me, @ZealousMagic, so in a way, the child thing doesn't really matter to you. And yes, darling, I am horny. That's ~

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

[[Wrapping my arms around @ZealousMagic's waist, I slowly pull her frame closer to mine; a smirk curving up on my brims.]] We'll see.

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

I don't share my things with good girls, @ZealousMagic.

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

As long as you understand what I'll do if you touch my stuff again, @ZealousMagic, we won't have a problem.

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

[[Taking hold of @ZealousMagic's chin, I lift her gaze up so that I could get a better look at her mocha irises.]] Hm...

[Kol. @MikaelsonDevil]

Don't touch my bat, @ZealousMagic. [[Turning away from her, I focus solely on my bat, make sure that it was okay.]]