Moony e basta

[salma @annehathaqay]

manspreading wife x cross-legged husband

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

Italians:

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[aCash @d_artox]

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

[Skulk Of Roses @SkulkofRoses]

Tickling is many children's first experience with rape culture, namely continued non-consensual touching in spite of a "No" and "Stop"

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

problematic age gap between my plan and my execution

[rae @khairmujhekya]

surely me, a pro, won’t crastinate

[Libriscent @libriscent]

And for the man, perhaps a therapist?

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

And for the lady, perhaps, the fall of the patriarchy?

[. @emmasarchivee]

I'm sorry but seeing a man spit on the ground is the most disgusting thing ever

[babygirl @hoemie_]

as a woman, i refuse to be in community with men that are always testing me to see how smart/informed i am.

[Oyinkansola Alabi (Dr.) @EmotionsDoctor]

This world doesn't look like it is being led by the logical gender.

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Ending my dissertation with the closing argument “so there you go”

[۟ @onreadermode]

I miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day).

[chanté @chantexcix]

man discovers 1980s feminist theory

[Tsoft💋 @tammiloree]

I have a problem with anybody whose only contribution to rape conversations has to do with false accusations

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

I just have to look at my phone a little bit more and something incredible will happen

[WICK @1wickedwick]

Happy valentines day to all my exes, I loved u

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

Still crazy that Russia is banned from the Olympics but Israel isn't and we gotta pretend the olympics are about peace and friendship