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I'm composed of 1/2 gin, 1/2 tonic.

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

@LaraLeaTrump All the plastic surgery in the world and you still look like a chode

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

@HagemanforWY Can’t wait till there’s an age limit for you swamp dwellers! Good luck Harriet HAGMAN may you lose so hard you never show your disgusting face to the public again.

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

I walked into my @Target last week looking to purchase another pride collection button up shirt. When I was shocked to no longer find the display. Is this real life? That’s not very “care, grow, win together” You should probably change your values and remove inclusivity… 🙄

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

Um @PlayOverwatch what’s going on?!? Lol

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

The @taylorswift13 and @CapitalOne love story continues! Tweet #TSxCapitalOne + #Sweepstakes for a chance to win a cardholder exclusive #FearlessTaylorsVersion hat, tote & tumbler!

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

That’s heartbreaking to those that didn’t get a chance to those who got the card or presale code @Ticketmaster

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

@TMFanSupport hey so I got the t swift email but still waiting on my text code? Is that normal…

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@RepMTG is such a despicable hack and I hope the people of Georgia do the right thing on Election Day and vote that bitch OUT!

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

@DisneyParks why do you create a virtual queue if it is flawed?!? I woke up early, joined vq refreshed at 7:00am like the app says and still was told the queue is full. How does that happen?!? 👎 #disneyworld

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

@DisneyParks why do you create a virtual queue if it is flawed?!? I woke up early, joined vq refreshed at 7:00am like the app says and still was told the queue is full. How does that happen?!? 👎 #disneyworld

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

@DisneyParks reposting a this because my tweets are getting pulled. Why create a virtual lane that is flawed?! I got up early, stayed in the virtual queue and refreshed at 7:00am like the app says only to be told the queue is full?!?! What is going on!! 👎 #disneyworld

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@DisneyParks how did I wake up EARLY. Set myself up for the virtual queue and refresh at 7:00am and It says boarding passes have all been booked?!? Is the system down or something what’s going on! 👎

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

@DisneyParks how did I wake up EARLY, refresh the virtual queue line right at 7:00 am and still not be able to join the queue?!? Like what! 👎

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

Just explained to my partner what an alt Twitter was… I mean get with the times old man!

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@CaseyDeSantis @RonDeSantisFL Thank you for reminding me to update my voters registration #VoteBlueIn2022

[kevs @MikaofAmerica]

The scream I scrumt…

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

Keep in mind that if Matt Gaetz raped and trafficked your underage daughter, Ron DeSantis would force her to have the baby. That's now the Florida Two-Step.

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@DisneyParks Twins?!

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@GrayStateFan @GovRonDeSantis You took the words right out of my mouth, thanks friend!!

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No disrespect to the future mothers out there but this has me howling.

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This year I’m basing all my outfits on whether or not Fran Drescher would wear them in an episode of #thenanny That is all…