Mike Machine

University of Georgia alumnus HBTFD

[Mike Machine @Mike1Machine]

@ChristinaPushaw @ggreenwald Maybe, but it’s possible some of the naysayers could have avoided the “hurtling toward earth at 400mph” situation to begin with.

🤷‍♂️

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@jakeshieldsajj Omg what a fucking idiot

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@ZBdoubleyuh @GrahamCoffeyDC Some of us know ball so well that we understand what we’re seeing the first time.

Enjoy your film sessions, champ

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@RyanHampton

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@CFBKings

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@ColdDudeKTA Oklahoma also has no psychological advantage in the SEC.

The OU logo kinda intimidated Kansas, Iowa State, etc.

SEC programs don’t care.

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@BillWiIdin I know what you mean, I’ve been trying to sell a 2004 Toyota Corolla for $85,000 for six months and haven’t had a single person come look at it.

The used car market is so broken.

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@CFBNerds There wasn’t time for two possessions.

Going for two there and not getting it completely deflates your team.

Kick the PAT.

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@KevG163 It’s sad that about 80% of games are now played in domes.

(Not an exact statistic, but it feels like it).

It’s a different sport now.

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@KevG163 ❤️❤️❤️

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@3YearLetterman My man, 2002 was shangri la compared to the 90’s

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@watchdogwilliam @TennisPublisher @960theref @UGAAthletics *Who

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@AuburnMemes An AUBURN fan making this point is just delicious.

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@AmesIvesMusic @Wisco__Knight What a fucking idiot

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@JassuKing64 Yeah but can anyone name even ONE clutch basketball player who has actually ever made a basket?

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@ValVenisEnt Chyna also never competed.

It was scripted entertainment.

Chyna didn’t compete against men any more than Wonder Woman competes against a comic book villain.

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@RKalland Texas is 5-2

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@CoachSwit The first beers I ever drank were purchased by a friend’s mom. She got us a case of Busch Light, and three 17 year-olds got in a car and drove away.

She never even asked where we were going.